by Racer XXX April 13, 2017
by Racer XXX August 04, 2021
Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
by Racer XXX March 23, 2022
An Ass Cream Sundae is created when one empties a full can of whipped cream in the ass of their partner (spoon-feeding in a container of Cool Whip is an acceptable substitute contingent on their elasticity) and then proceeds to eat it out.
I can't believe he fixed himself an Ass Cream Sundae on our first date; that bastard cleaned out every damn drop!
by Racer XXX December 28, 2018
An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
by Racer XXX October 12, 2018
When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
by Racer XXX February 04, 2019
Unfairly awesome; an act or object so redonkulous that a higher power must have programmed it into the game of life.
His life is Cheat Code; the dude is wealthy, popular and handsome!
Our Quarterback is Cheat Code; the guy can't be stopped!
Our Quarterback is Cheat Code; the guy can't be stopped!
by Racer XXX October 16, 2009