Jungle bridge

The place where your vagina would be if you had one. It's like a bridge from your ass to your balls. It's jungly. A fucking Jungle Bridge!
The technical term for that area is Paraneom. Also commonly referred to as your taint, your gouch or your cholo.
Everything is going numb! My cox, my balls, my Jungle Bridge even my ass.
by Racer XXX April 01, 2017
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Shirtballs

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.
"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."
by Racer XXX February 03, 2019
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Jimmy Glove

A Jimmy Glove, similar to a Jim Hat, is another name for a condom.
Whoa, I wouldn't get close to dem yams without a high quality Jimmy Glove!
by Racer XXX April 13, 2017
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Cheat Code

Unfairly awesome; an act or object so redonkulous that a higher power must have programmed it into the game of life.
His life is Cheat Code; the dude is wealthy, popular and handsome!

Our Quarterback is Cheat Code; the guy can't be stopped!
by Racer XXX October 15, 2009
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European Tire Change

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
by Racer XXX October 12, 2018
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Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.
His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.
by Racer XXX May 03, 2022
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Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
"I'm saying though, let me turn into the mole and get a swole!"
by Racer XXX March 23, 2022
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