A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
by ralph November 19, 2004
adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.
by Ralph April 01, 2004