Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
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cowtown

ya i reckon ima head on back to cowtown yall.
by ralph November 19, 2004
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blows

your project blows
by ralph March 12, 2004
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ogre

Im A Big Mean Ogre arent you afraid of that
by Ralph June 03, 2004
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direndra

adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.
i'm worried that afjal is direndra.
by Ralph April 01, 2004
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heese

holy fuck there's a ton of heese!
by ralph November 18, 2004
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FUDC

by Ralph December 01, 2003
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