RaLpH's definitions

Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005

TristanTano

a girrafe loving japanese man that seduces principals..L4

stop tristanTANOing yourself

by ralph May 12, 2004

Squirrel

This is a term for a light person who can drink as much if not more than you.

Eric Ward is a squirril. He drank his body weight in beer tonite.

by Ralph February 12, 2005

riffchild

Bourne of the mighty riff.
The example of perfection.

I wish I was more like riffchild

by ralph May 12, 2003

ogre

Shrek from the movie

Im A Big Mean Ogre arent you afraid of that

by Ralph June 2, 2004

faloose

\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.

"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."

by ralph July 22, 2004

Digiorno

Just like Digiorno pizza, no delivery. False delivery.

Person A: Oh, I forgot to bring you your book back.

Person B: You digiorno's

by Ralph April 12, 2005