RaLpH's definitions
The acronym for "Short Term Marijuana Memory Loss." When someone, generally a "stoner" forgets what they're talking about in the middle of a conversation.
by ralph July 22, 2004

by RaLpH March 9, 2004

Web weaver of tall tales. One who claims to be an expert in power generation, web hosting and XJ fuel economy.
See also: turd dillhole
See also: turd dillhole
by Ralph December 29, 2004

adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.
by Ralph April 1, 2004

Anyone with an I.Q. above 100 who refuses to mentally lobotomize themself and accept the status quo and the rules set down by an imaginary authority.
"Oh, there goes Dan, saying we shouldn't cut out our citizens' livers and throw them in the fire. He's a kook." -What ancient Mayans may have considered to be a kook.
by Ralph February 14, 2005

by Ralph February 10, 2003
