heese

the multiple of horse

holy fuck there's a ton of heese!

by ralph November 18, 2004

FUDC

Fuck You Dixie Chicks

Dixie Chicks are stupid democrats.

by Ralph December 01, 2003

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.

Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.

by Ralph March 23, 2005

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph March 01, 2005

bonk

not true, false information

Do you really believe that bonk?

by Ralph May 29, 2004

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph February 15, 2005