guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.
holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.
by Ryan November 23, 2003
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re-re

Smart people who act dumb, retarded, mental, or just plain idiotic.
example 1:People who have too much free time and spend it typing in dictionary definitions
example 2: I am a re-re for putting in this definition.
example 3: Webster is a re-re, and anyone who has actually read an entire dictionary. Are you really going to use all of those words in your lifetime? I don't think so!!!!
example 4: You for reading this, meaning you dont have a life!
by Ryan June 11, 2004
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Snickel

Its the mist, spray, or splatter that splashes from the toilet water when you are peeing. The greater the force of your pee the more snickel you get.
My girlfriend pees so hard it snickels all over here butt.
by Ryan April 30, 2004
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Waz 2 da Qaz

The supreme definition of cool. A short guy that can perform very heroic feats such as suck his own penis. I have seen it before, i have it on videotape, i have masturbated to the video. He can also orgasm for hours. I have that also on video tape.
Hey look at that hot guy, doesnt he remind u of a Waz 2 da Qaz, come on lets take off our pants and masturbate to that guy
by Ryan August 21, 2003
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Vumpler

A word you can use anywhere.

A seller of vumps.
Get that vumpler out of here! He's trying to sell vumps!

Mothervumpler

Shawshank Revumpler
by Ryan April 29, 2003
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bm

whoever the fuck said babys momma is a dumbass, its birth mother
Although living with her father and step-mother, her BM is still alive and living in LA.
by ryan September 06, 2004
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lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.
Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.
by Ryan May 13, 2005
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