RYan's definitions
by Ryan April 13, 2004

by Ryan March 12, 2005

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.
by Ryan August 13, 2003

A person truly obsessed with large and well shapen female breasts. Someone who believes all women should have big jugs.
Bob was a tittie monster, all he looks at and talks about are huge female titties. Can you blame him?
by Ryan March 31, 2005

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed
by ryan March 25, 2005

by Ryan April 19, 2005
