RYan's definitions
A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat
#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat
#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
by Ryan December 27, 2003

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.
by ryan November 20, 2003

Same as the definition for "Pimp"
1) Something badass, "pimped out"
2) Awesome or cool
3) $Bling$ $Bling$
1) Something badass, "pimped out"
2) Awesome or cool
3) $Bling$ $Bling$
"y0 man, that Civic is PIYOMP with those spinnah's!"
"That Escalade be PIYOMP if you got dose twenny-foes"
"That Escalade be PIYOMP if you got dose twenny-foes"
by Ryan October 28, 2004

mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.
by Ryan March 11, 2005

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.
by Ryan April 10, 2005

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.
by ryan April 22, 2005

Owensboro, Kentucky, USA. Apart from the several thousand Pro-Southern Rednecks who are misinformed about what region they live in, Owensboro is a pretty good place to be. It may not be a Chicago, Boston, or Philadelphia, but the town still rocks if you ask me. There are so many beautiful, goregeous girls here and from here as well.
by Ryan November 5, 2004
