Tats

A thinly-disguised word that means the same as Tits.

Jacob: So, do you like tats?
Ryan: You betcha. I like them a lot.

by Ryan October 26, 2004

Nig Cigs

Slang for Djarum Blacks, which are completely black cigarettes. 40% clove 60% tobacco, probably the most unhealthy thing to smoke.

I just picked up a pack of nig cigs

by Ryan March 19, 2004

de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

nonsenseability

The abilty to make non-sense

Wow! that guy has the best nonsenseablity Ive ever seen.

by Ryan April 18, 2005

goodtimes

Something that was fun, Or sometimes used to describe smoking pot.

I went to Mikes house the other day and it was goodtimes.

by Ryan August 22, 2003

lastserenade

Function: noun/verb

1. to suck
2. to be objectionable or inadequate
3. awful

1. Shiz..that lastserenades to hit the rail that hard.

2. I would have had that guy if I wasn't so lastserenade.

3. Wow, that was really lastserenade of me.

by Ryan February 10, 2004

drop a kulas

to move owns bowels many times in one sitting. usually for a longer than 5 min. this usually occurs at least 4 times in one day

He went to go drop a kulas.

by ryan December 07, 2004