cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard
Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!
by Ryan January 19, 2005
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scruggin'

I've been scruggin yer sister. Why don't you have big titties like her?
by ryan May 14, 2004
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quick stick

Premature ejactulater.
"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."
by Ryan March 14, 2005
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comf

cock ass motha fucka

i use this to say it short
by ryan May 03, 2004
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Underdog

60's cartoon of a superdog. Always spoke in rhymes. Constantly had to save his loved Polly Purebread from archenemy Simon Barr Sinister.
Person 1:Look, in the sky, it's a bird
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?

Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!
by Ryan August 01, 2004
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Love Handles

The areas of extra fat that hang or slightly bulge from the sides, and are also the little rolls on the lower back. Both men and women can have these.
Love handles vary in size, to small, cute, and curvaceous; all the way to massive, obese, and covered with stretchmarks (Not Good)
Women SHOULD have love handles. If they don't have small ones on their lower back (back rolls), then they are way too skinny. This is how I like my girls too. I LOVE those extra curves and places to hold that feel soft in my hands, OH YEAH
That girl's love handles are so cute....Damn look at those curves!
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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