ROSS's definitions

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

T.L.N.D

Written at the end of wherever you write yours and the love of your life's names

*-*tlnd*-*Ross Luv'z Gemma 4eternity*-*tlnd*-*

by Ross October 22, 2004

yii

a variation of yaa, which is a variation of yeah

*something good happens*
person: yiiiiiii!

by ROSS October 19, 2004

clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.

someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question

by ROSS October 17, 2004

vachichi

is a synonym for vagina (see giner)

i annihilated that vachichi(giner)!

by Ross October 10, 2004

ion beam

a beam formed from positive or negative charged ions, sometimes found in sci-fi movies

ion

"We got hit by an ion beam!!"

by Ross October 3, 2004

vince carter

The biggest pussy ever. The raptors should trade him even up for corey maggette.

"Ow, I hurt my knee."
"Dude, don't be a Vince Carter."

by Ross September 24, 2004