ROSS's definitions

grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.

My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.

by Ross April 8, 2007

quickness

sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said something very stupid

Kyle: (accidentaly locks keys and baby in car)
Ross: "way to go quickness"
Kyle: "shutup"

also see quick shit

by Ross March 27, 2004

clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.

someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question

by ROSS October 17, 2004

backer

Black Cracker; A black person who wants to be white

Wayne Brady is a Backer.

by Ross June 12, 2004

Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.

"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"

by Ross October 26, 2004

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

shaft

a wannabe tough guy. Only found in the movies, a brave black person. Is all talk and cant back up anything.

that balck kid talking on his cellphone in the movie theater was such a shaft.

by Ross July 28, 2004