clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.
someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question
by ROSS October 17, 2004
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COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...
"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"
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Jnx

Sexualty In One
Always Wants To Have Sex
by Ross April 13, 2006
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Bizzle

that jacket is bizzle
by ross September 03, 2004
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cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.
Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"
by Ross March 15, 2005
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Slotch

Synonym for pussy, snatch, twat etc.
Damn, would'nt mind checking out her slotch
by Ross September 08, 2004
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grelch

bland or unhealthy food that is particularly nondescript or unappetizing. Undesirable food. A weird stew.
My friend cooked me dinner... and while she's always talking about exotic cuisine, all she made was a crummy plate of grelch.

The refrigerator is full of grelch - there's nothing to eat.

I don't know what the soup of the day is... it looks like grelch.

The frozen turkey pot pie looked good on the box, but it tasted like a grelch pie.
by Ross April 08, 2007
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