ROSS's definitions

going under the knife

Another saying for surgery

"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."

by Ross March 28, 2005

dagley

1337 player of Counter Strike Source.

"Man, you some kind of Dagley?"

by Ross March 31, 2005

nipple

Nipple is actually referred to a mouse substitute on a laptop computer that sticks out between the letters "b" "g" and "h" on the keyboard

"Hey, dude, where's your mouse?"

"I left it at home, just use the nipple"

by Ross April 1, 2005

lamby

The coolest stuffed animal in the world. A dinosaur in the form of a Brontosaurus

I still sleep with Lamby every night

by ross April 3, 2005

Droppin a H-bomb

The act of putting Preparation-H up your ass.

I just dropped an H-bomb on my grill.

by Ross December 6, 2004

Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.

"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."

by Ross December 27, 2004

COOL HAND LUKE

A sex act involving a bucket of ice
and elbow length rubber gloves and
lots of Astroglide...

"Man, Ross sure gave her the ole cool hand luke"

by Ross December 28, 2004