yer maw

Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

by Ross August 21, 2003

Rivorus

To be vertically challenged and/or to have undersized male genitalia.

"Hell, man, at least you aren't Rivorus."

by Ross March 21, 2003

yii

a variation of yaa, which is a variation of yeah

*something good happens*
person: yiiiiiii!

by ROSS October 19, 2004

quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.

Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness

by Ross March 28, 2004

bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

by Ross January 31, 2003

arseflaps

Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'

Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse

Used by Dani Filth

Hey arseflaps...

She's so fat, her arseflaps

by Ross April 19, 2005

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004