ROSS's definitions

Droppin a H-bomb

The act of putting Preparation-H up your ass.

I just dropped an H-bomb on my grill.

by Ross December 6, 2004

Rat

(noun)
A rat is someone who rats. Rats are often found while playing cards (especially Texas Hold'em). Rats rat by catching lucky cards when they make horribler calls. Rats can also be found outside of a card game. Basically when someone does something that is bad for you, you have been ratted.

(while playing Texas Hold'em)
Non-Rat: I'm all in
Rat: Call
(the Non-Rat has pocket Aces. the rat called with 8-9 suited and ratted a flush on the river)
Non-Rat: You fucking rat!!
Rat: rofl
(if the person who got ratted is Ross, everyone present in the room proceeds to snap and say "yeahhhh" for a at least 10 seconds)

by ROSS November 14, 2004

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

booming

The act of being on psychadelic mushrooms.

Colten is booming this weekend; he got a quarter of some bomb-ass shrooms.

by Ross October 29, 2004

Play the white man

To behave in a fair, acceptable manner.

"Come on mate, play the white man, you're acting like a fucking Jungle Bunny"

by Ross October 26, 2004

Evolution

A popular haunt for (cockmasters). Possibly the greatest nightclub on planet Earth. Whether it be vodka on a Thursday or jelly baby on a Saturday, there's no place like Evo.

"Me and my fellow cockmasters are going to evolution tonight to get some pussy"

by Ross October 24, 2004