spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by ross February 01, 2004

CORT

a turtle with sunglasses.

Let's go to the pet shop and buy a Cort!

by Ross November 04, 2003

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

TheLord968

also TheNoob968

is a person who constantly says the lyrics to songs for no apparent reason

also may say "teh shaftage"

that person is nearly as n00by as TheLord968

by Ross September 02, 2004

Droppin a H-bomb

The act of putting Preparation-H up your ass.

I just dropped an H-bomb on my grill.

by Ross December 06, 2004

palpitate

Palpitate: The action of thrusting one's weiner inside a warm, wet poooosy!

Yonke bent the intern against his cube and palpitated her for an hour.

Yonke sure knows how to Palp....just ask Prod!

by ROSS February 09, 2005

arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.

by Ross February 10, 2002