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CheapBastid

That guy wanted a doggy bag for his ice-cream dessert, what a CheapBastid!
by Robert November 4, 2003
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cradle of filth

Here's the way I see it.

Cradle of Filth are british (well, not all the members but COF was formed in britain and Dani is british and most of the origional members were british so they are british).

And British metal bands like to do things slightly differently than American metal bands. Take Iron Maiden for example, they were around the same time as Metallica, they are both Heavy Metal bands and yet sound very different.

Cradle Of Filth are a British version of Death / Black Metal. Their music and themselves has all the qualities a black / death metal band needs to to be picky why don't we called them BBM / BDM (british black / death metal).


Anyway, I think COF are an amazing band, just discovered them 6 months ago and allready I am well into their music. I started by listening to songs like: Presents From The Poison Hearted, Her Ghost In The Fog, Saffron's Curse and Cruelty Bought Thee Orchids.

I recommend COF to anyone who is into gothic type music and lyrics, someone who into bands from HIM to Slipknot could like COF. Hell! I am into many different bands and still like COF, amoungst my CD collection is: iron maiden, white / rob zombie, marilyn manson, HIM, slipkot, s.o.a.d, disturbed, murderdolls.

so this just shows that wotever type of metal you're into there's always a place for Cradle Of Filth in your collection who are currently at the top of my CD pile :)
Nymphetamine is coming this September ! ! ! that's just 2 months ! ! !
by robert July 7, 2004
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shlortong

medium sized penis between a shlort and a shlong
look aT THAT SHLORTONG
by ROBERT April 20, 2005
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fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.
#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!
by Robert November 5, 2005
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a/s/ler

Someone who always asks for your age/sex/location, even if you are taking the mickey out of the prat.
user1:I hate all of you
a/s/ler:asl?
user1:leave me alone intenet perv
a/s/ler:ASL BITCH!
by Robert July 11, 2004
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st louis

an ugly ass city on the border of missouri and illinois. the only thing people outside of missouri know about st louis is the arch and that nelly and chingy are from there. i live in columbia, MO and everyone is obsessed with st louis. but then again who can blame them, with them living in this boring ass town.
st louis??? ahh st louis is whack, i mean it has a population of under 400,000 and thats cuz no one wants to live there

san diego is the best city in the world
by robert March 18, 2005
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kancles

When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.
"Did you see the kancles on that woman?"
by Robert March 13, 2005
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