A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
by Rob July 04, 2003
A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.
by Rob April 16, 2005
Ejaculating on a womans face, ripping out a chunk of pubic hair, placing it onto the girls face, and throwing her out the window.
"my bitch was giving poor head, so by the time i was ready to bust i decided last minute to gorilla toss her"
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Abbreviation for low income Melbourne suburb, Broadmeadows. Located in western suburbs and populated primarily by wogs, choccos and lebos. Primary location for public housing tenemants, large families and hotted up, usually stolen vehicles. Similar to Sydneys Bankstown
"My cousin Con was parked outside Broady Maccas for 5 minutes and someone stole the rims off his fully sick VL" or "Im going to visit my 378 cousins in Broady for Greek Easter"
by Rob February 19, 2007