ROB's definitions
by Rob March 8, 2005
Get the noamug. One that has excelled to the point of specialization at being a dork. Not neccessarily an insult, it can be a term of affection.
by Rob November 14, 2003
Get the NerdBombermug. 
by Rob March 13, 2003
Get the nogamemug. A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
by Rob July 14, 2004
Get the Masselmug. The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.
by Rob August 18, 2006
Get the John Kerrymug. by rob February 16, 2004
Get the wiggettemug.