spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

white hat

Hackers that say they're doing something good by exposing flaws on company networks.

White hat hackers should not be imprisoned.

by Rob September 18, 2003

Duber

Slang word for a foriegn lady when descibing a caucasion male with large genitalia

"what a big DUBER you have!"

by rob February 03, 2004

Fatherfucker

The opposite of the word Motherfucker.

Yo Dad is A Fatherfucker, Bitch!

by RoB November 18, 2003

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

by Rob March 22, 2006

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 04, 2005