RJ Miller 's definitions

assforgas scheme

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

GBG

Goodbye By Ghosting

She didn’t reply to 5 texts in a row. Looks like she’s gone GBG on me

by RJ Miller April 4, 2023

Tunisian Tuneup

Taking a pair of pliers or vice grips to someones ball sack... and slowly twisting until their "attitude" adjusts. First suggested by an actor in a draft of Hollywood Script, "Blood on the Screenplay". 2019

You give me any more lip I'm gonna have to give you one of them "tunisian tuneups"...

by RJ Miller November 24, 2019

gangsta napper

I'm still a little rebellious but enjoy my naps. So I might call myself a "Gangsta Napper".

He was kind of Gangsta back in the day and loved his rap music. But now he's kind of settling down and enjoys his naps in the afternoon. So now he's just more of a "Gangsta Napper".

by RJ Miller June 3, 2017

litter lips

A person who is always talking trash or who has a foul mouth.

Everything out of his mouth was nasty . Every times his mouth opened or his lips parted a foul word came out... so I nicknamed him "litter lips".

by RJ Miller May 18, 2017

Gasforass

Popular scheme on Social Sites such as Instagram or Tiktok. The girl will pretend to be interested and acts like she's really interested in you but when you finally decide to meet she always needs money for gas. Her tank is always empty. Of course if you send her money on Cash App or Venmo etc... you never see her nor hear from her again unless for more money.

I thought I had a hot date with this chick but it turned out she was just a Gasforass scammer.

by RJ Miller December 27, 2023

lilliput effect

Refers to the constant aging of computers and smart phones. The Phone or Computer starts off as a Giant...and one by one apps and new programs and new demands are placed upon it. Soon that former "Technological Giant" is tied to the ground and nearly useless as if by hundreds of busy little Lilliputian apps and demands threading it into submission.

My i-phone seemed so powerful 2 years ago. Now with so many apps, photos and new demands put upon it it seems like those Lilliputian's that were able to tie down the Giant Gulliver with thousands of tiny threads... and so the Lilliput effect can reach even to our cell phones and computers.

by RJ Miller June 10, 2017