RJ's definitions

sportsphds

A group of strapping young men with 12 inch cocks

When the sportsphds put it in, I immediately had to tell them to take it out.

by rj April 9, 2003

Goldie-Lox

Basically a gold-digger, sly females that get in ya crib... eat, shit, & sleep on ya stuff...quick to flee when figured out

Yo, I hooked up with this chic for one night...the next thing I knew this bitch was downstairs in my fridge eatin my shit up.

by Rj November 10, 2003

NSB

Nasty Sperm Build-up. Often used by guys when explaining it's been awhile since they've had sex.

I'm too tired to go out tonight, but damn do I have NSB.

by RJ September 5, 2005

Gorf

A strange green creature, thought to be created from a puddle of slime on a distant planet. Has yellow ears that resemble wings and wears read boxing gloves all the time. Starts and ends everthing it says with "Heh heh heh". Thought to be genderless, but this fact is still unproven. Although it appears not to need nourishment, it can eat almost anything, as it's stomach has black-hole-esque properties. Has the ability to glow and to fly via methane gas if it should eat something with highly radioactive properties. This creature is thought to be well over 300 years old. Is apparently very fond of cheese.

The dingo ate my baby. The Gorf ate my dingo.

by RJ May 28, 2004

mx6

Jap crap which is outdated by todays standards and a prone to a heaps of problems.

My MX6 in the garage again!!!!

by RJ March 4, 2004

Derrik F

One who likes to suck fags

My roommate is a Derrik F

by RJ April 18, 2005

Shop Keeper

A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.

I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.

by RJ September 4, 2004