a day that is good for drinking; today
yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!
by Randy December 06, 2004
mugGet the thirsty [whatever day it is]mug.

turd breath

A particularly noxious form of bad breath. The offender's breath smells like he or she has just chewed a mouthful of turds.
Every time that teacher at tech. school tries to help me with my computer, I can smell her turd breath.
by Randy February 27, 2005
mugGet the turd breathmug.

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on
porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt
by randy April 24, 2005
mugGet the porky pigmug.

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans
dont knock over my beeramid!
by randy August 30, 2004
mugGet the beeramidmug.

peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.
I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy
by Randy July 24, 2003
mugGet the peni-chairmug.

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.
Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.
by Randy August 11, 2004
mugGet the ass burnermug.

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.
by Randy January 29, 2006
mugGet the Jackmug.