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The catch-all excuse for the denizens at Encylopedia Dramatica to be as racist, sexist, anti-semitic, and any other form of bigotry as they want to be and turn their page into the Stormfront wiki.
Angry black man with a bat: I know it was you that turned the article about O.J. Simpson into a rant about niggers!
ED user: But...but.... I did it for the lulz!
*Thwack* *Thwack* *Thwack*
ED user: But...but.... I did it for the lulz!
*Thwack* *Thwack* *Thwack*
by R. Kemp November 19, 2010
Get the I did it for the lulz mug.Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.
Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.
by R. Kemp February 13, 2008
Get the starfucker mug.When you have everything but the kitchen sink at the beginning of a video game, only to lose it a couple of minutes later and having to spend the rest of the game getting it all back piece by piece. A common occurrence in the Metroid games.
I just popped the game in and my flaming sword is hewing the enemies in one hit and my special techniques are clearing the screen. I think I'm about to get Samus'd!
by R. Kemp December 11, 2007
Get the Samus'd mug.Acronym for "Thank You, Drive Through". A facetious internet acronym used after answering easy questions or after making a smartass look like a dumbass.
Poster #1: Did you ever think the reason I'm fat is because I'm genetically predisposed to it?
Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!
Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!
by R. Kemp August 15, 2007
Get the TYDT mug.A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.
WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!
by R. Kemp August 23, 2006
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Get the molasses mug.A term used for videogames that require a great amount of time to be invested in them. A defining characteristic of a time sink is that due to the immersiveness of the game, the time spent playing these games feels small when in reality, the gamer has been playing for hours.
Do NOT play Civilization 4 or Oblivion. Those games are such time sinks that when you finsih, you'll be paying for your next game with your retirement checks.
by R. Kemp June 11, 2006
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