R. Kemp's definitions

Utada Hikaru

Has-been in J-Pop, and through her #161 Billboard "debut" (it's actually her 2nd album in America), a never-was in America. Grew up in New York because her father's dream as a producer was to produce a hit Japanese act in America. Looks like he has to keep dreaming.

I'm breezy? WTF?

She failed as "Utada Hikaru" and failed in her "2nd debut" as "Utada". What's daddy gonna do next? Debut her again as "Hikaru"?

by R. Kemp January 24, 2005

magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

by R. Kemp May 18, 2005

Teen Titans

A cartoon made by wapanese for the wapanese. Unfortunately, it's not made in Japan, automatically making it crap in the eyes of the wapanese.

If you take away all the Japanimation pratfalls, facial expressions, and deformed contortions from Teen Titans, you would have an OK show. Oh yeah...there wouldn't be a show.

by R. Kemp February 8, 2005

the real killer

The guy OJ Simpson sees every morning in the mirror.

Which golf course is the real killer on today?

by R. Kemp August 5, 2004

break north

To run away from something or someone. Usually from the authorities.

I had a pocket full of X when the cops raided the rave, so I had to break north or go to jail.

by R. Kemp May 6, 2006

ack

A short way to say the car name, "Acura".

Honey passed your car by and jumped in my Ack, cause I'm a playa!

by R. Kemp December 28, 2005

rapeman

Another name for NBA star Kobe Bryant.

In Eagle, Colorado the women wear tight jeans, for they fear the wrath of Rapeman!

by R. Kemp January 23, 2005