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Fortnite

A popular battle royale game released in 2017 by Epic Games. It has over 1,000,000 concurrent players, and is all over the popular sharing platform YouTube. Most professional gamers quit a long time ago to issues such as a toxic community, repetitive gameplay, and unfair advantages to some players.
Most think it sucks nowadays.

Guy 1: Wanna play some Fortnite later?
Guy 2: It’s not 2017, the game sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

pasta

Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.

Mama Mia! What are you doing to my pasta?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Rick and Morty

If you don’t watch it, don’t act like it, as we know the only joke you know is Pickle Rick, retard.

Bro, did you see Episode 4 of season 5?
Yeah, strangest Rick and Morty episode ever.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 29, 2021

video games

Worldwide source of entertainment seen by some as a waste of time, others as a way to relieving stress, a career to some, even. They’ve been around for over half a century, and the industry, while flawed, isn’t half bad. Great games like Minecraft encourage creativity, and a game like Breath of Wild is something someone with even a second of free time can become addicted to. Sometimes they can make us mad, and that’s ok. Practice and maybe some time away from the game in question, and playing another calming one, can fix that. The formats it can be played in include: Digital(Game files,) Disc, Cartridge, Plug and Play, and the lists goes on. So, video games are cool.

1:My parents hate video games. Apparently they distract from my schoolwork, but it’s summer.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 4, 2021

dumb dumb

What adolescent students say to other students when one shows even the slightest bit of stupidity, and/or when one feels the need to berate others for having a feeling of superior intellect.

You dumb dumb, 2 + 15 is 17!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Xbox Series S

The price of a Switch, with better graphics. Damn, Microsoft.

The Xbox Series S is super cool!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021

Attack on Titan

Was great till 139. Big naked people wanna eat smaller, clothed people. Screw you, Eren.

Brian: Man, Attack on Titan is great!
Josh:Stay far away from the manga, Brian.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions July 31, 2021