QuiteSeriousDefinitions's definitions

Twitter

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.

Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Catgirl

Sadly a mix of a cat and a human female that males find sexually attractive. In my opinion, they kinda look disgusting, but I can say that here, right? Anyways, they are typically used in anime and strange artwork for the pleasure of men. Help the human race, because people actually like these. The GIF below is a depiction of how the look.

1:Catgirls are kind of hot.
2: Please tell me you’re joking.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

bing

1: browser.
2: ooh computer sound.

bing sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Spider

Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.

Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

dumb dumb

What adolescent students say to other students when one shows even the slightest bit of stupidity, and/or when one feels the need to berate others for having a feeling of superior intellect.

You dumb dumb, 2 + 15 is 17!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

pasta

Popular food from Italy, yellow in color. In Italy, true Italians are likely to berate you for cutting it’s cousin, spaghetti. If it’s green, like in the gif below(photosensitivity warning,) then I have no idea what it is.

Mama Mia! What are you doing to my pasta?

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021