Definitions by Quicksand Jesus

I'd hit that 

Something I find myself thinking when looking at even the ugliest of women

Ugh! Bit of a gribbler, but I'd hit that...

I'd hit that by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004

lebanon 

Officially - A country in the Middle East
Actually - A place where great food and the most GORGEOUS women come from

Guy 1: Holy shit!!! Look at that babe!!!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she's from Lebanon
Guy 1: That explains it

lebanon by Quicksand Jesus May 6, 2004

Aliens 

People from outerspace. Generally peace loving and wise, they've come to Earth because we've got velcro and they love that shit

I've got some Aliens living in my basement

Aliens by Quicksand Jesus May 2, 2004

gibberish 

A language that Papa Lazarou occasionally speaks in

Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?

gibberish by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Joho 

Nickname for a Jehovah's witness

Shane Park is a joho

Joho by Quicksand Jesus April 21, 2004

Bullfrog 

A sweet tasting yet extremely lethal concoction which leaves you with a blue-green tongue if you drink enough of it.

It consists of:

- 1 shot vodka
- 1 shot gin
- 1 shot bacardi
- 1 shot white tequila
- 1 DASH blue curaçao
- 1 DASH cointreau (don't over-do this or else it tastes nasty)
- 1 can of redbull

Pour over crushed ice in a pint glass and enjoy

I once drank 6 pints of Bullfrog and passed out

Bullfrog by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004

Papa Lazarou 

Character from The League of Gentlemen (Series 2), played by Reece Shearsmith. A mysterious individual who travels with 'Mama' Lazarou, 3 dwarves and a 7ft Scottish giant among others - Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival. Origin unknown (possibly French?), has a black face (painted, like a minstrel) and gravelly voice. Operates under the facade of a circus owner/door-to-door peg salesman but what he really does is "collect" (ie. steal) peoples wives - exact number unknown but thought to be in the hundreds. Often speaks in gibberish and sometimes disguises himself as "Keith" (Series 3) - who would strike most as being somewhat homosexual. Will ask for your wedding ring and if you give it to him, your fate is sealed! He will tell you "You're my wife now!" before sticking you in a cage with his other "wives" where you will be hosed down by the dwarves

Autom... sprow. Cana... tik bana! Sandwol... but no sera smee?

Papa Lazarou by Quicksand Jesus April 20, 2004