Queen Of Urban Dictionary's definitions

Veganphobia

Veganphobia is the term used to describe dislike of or prejudice against individuals who are vegan. The term, of course, is not really valid since it was made by 57 year old grown woman who makes her own dog vegan. I am actually veganphobic and you should be too.

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating McDonalds, it is very veganphobic of you to be eating that! Do not participate in veganphobia!

Proud VeganPhobic Carnist with 200 IQ: - throws McNuggets and Big Mac at her - Shut the fuck up you ugly vegan Karen. I am veganphobic and PROUD!!!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022

Zoophile

A zoophile is someone who has a sexual attraction to animals. Zoophiles are mentally fucked in the head and need to be locked up in an insane asylum. If you are a zoophile, I strongly recommend the following:

- Jump of a cliff
- Hang yourself
- Get ran over by a truck

Teenager: Hey Mom, I think I'm a zoophile.

Mom: I wish I had gotten an abortion.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Emily

Emily is a white; trans-masculine; femme; genderfluid; able-bodied; neurotypical; depressed; demigrayhighmantic; bluesemidemitrisexual; semihighgreytransromantic; surviver of abuse; Generation Alpha; and Dog parent. Thon pronouns are xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself when thon is happy, ve/ver/vis/verself when thon is sad, ey/em/eir/eirs/eirself when thon is angry, they/them/their/theirs/themself when thon is scared, nee/ner/ners/nerself when thon is disgusted, mer/mers/merself when thon is in love, kie/kir/kirs/kirself when thon is sick, and thon/thons/thonself when thon is feeling neutral. Thon does not have a father, on a unrelated note. Thon is also 12 years old. Thon mother wishes she has gotten an abortion. Thon is also considering becoming a furry zoophile.

Person: Omg did you hear about Emily, she has like a bunch of different pronouns for her different moods, it's so stupid.

Emily, eavesdropping: OMG DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY PRONOUNS?!!!

Person: Oh no Emily, I meant to say thon has a bunch of different pronouns!

Emily: MY PRONOUNS RIGHT NOW ARE EY/EM/EIR/EIRS/EIRSELF! YOU ARE SO HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, AND TRANSPHOBIC! I AM GETTING THE PRINCIPAL.

Principal: STFU Emily nobody cares about your stupid pronouns we are all referring to you as she/her/hers/herself!

Emily: I AM CALLING THE POLICE, THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

Principal: Oh boy...

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.

Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Jada Pinkett Smith

A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.

Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.

Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.

Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.

Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.

Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!

Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!

Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?

Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.

Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 24, 2022

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.

His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.

Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?

Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!

Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022