Courtney

Courtney is an annoying CIT who thinks she is the boss of everyone. She thinks that everyone should follow her orders and view her as a leader, even though nobody gives two shits about her. She is also a sore fucking loser and is never willing to accept defeat, always threatening to call her lawyers whenever she is eliminated.

Her natural mate is Duncan.
Chris: And the camper who will be going home on the Boat of Losers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis .................. Courtney!

Courtney: WHAT?! You can't do this to me, I'm a CIT! -kicks Chris in the jewels- I am soooooooooooooo calling my lawyers!

LeShawna: Shut the fuck up you nasty ass hoe! Get the fuck off this island before I beat yo ass to the point where yo skull and yo spine are indistinguishable!
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Heather

Heather is a smelly ass hoe from Total Drama. She is constantly nasty to everyone and is the reason why many players were eliminated from the game. Nobody likes her.

Her natural enemy is LeShawna.
Heather: I am like, the most popular character in this show,

LeShawna: Shut up you mall shopping ponytail wearing teen girl reading peeking in high school prom queen!

Heather: At least I'm popular!

LeShawna: That's it! Ima bouta whoop yo ass!
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Valindra

The owner of the Divine Sister cult on Roblox. She claims to be a supporter of LGBTQ+ and claims to be nonracist, even though she is the exact opposite. She uses the LGBTQ+ community to make profit and wears a hijab with a bikini, which is offensive to Muslims since the hijab is a symbol of modesty. She also refers to black people as chocolate people, and she made the LGBTQ+ people in her game cannibals. She constantly alters other people's cultures to make videos, such as when she said that Jesus was gay. She also is rumored to have fired people to have made her game. She views herself as a goddess even though she is a racist pig. Unfortunately there are people stupid enough to actually worship her, and it is shocking that these people have voting rights.
Valindra: Our group is the most holiest and supporting group to all kinds! We are a community of love and acceptance-

Somebody who was not dropped as a baby: Bitch shut the fuck up you racist ugly bootleg Cleopatra lookin ass pig. Nobody falls for your stupid propaganda and we all now how racist and homophobic you are.
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ThatNonVeganTherapist

ThatNonVeganTherapist is an alter ego of ThatVeganTeacher. She is a therapist who gives therapy sessions to people. One of her patients is Nikocado Avocado. She often recommends that people do not become vegan since meat makes people happy.
ThatNonVeganTherapist: You should consider not being vegan, because there is no point, and meat is good for your mental health anyways. I could order some meat for you if you'd like!
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the current President of Russia. He is a former KGB agent and he is super strong and dangerous. He is currently invading Ukraine.
Emily: Stop invading Ukraine, Vladimir Putin! -makes edit about Save Ukraine-

Putin: Думаешь, я боюсь дегенеративной маленькой девочки? Теперь я буду вторгаться в Украину еще сильнее!

(You might want to translate to English unless you speak Russian)
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Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth is the senior United States senator from Massachusetts. She is a proud indigenous Cherokee woman.
Elizabeth Warren's DNA Results:

99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% European

00.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% Cherokee
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Queen Of Urban Dictionary

The Queen Of Urban Dictionary is me. She is the best lexicographer ever and writes the best definitions in the entire world!
Person #1: I wonder who LeShawna is...

Person #2: You should go check out the Queen Of Urban Dictionary! She gives the best definitions for terms!

Person #1: OMG you are right! Why didn't I think of that in the first place???
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