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Nikocado Avacado

A fatass on the internet who eats buffets on a daily basis just to get attention. He is around 370 pounds at the moment. He is literally killing himself by eating so much, just for money and attention, and he'll probably die within the next 5 months should he keep this up.
Nikocado Avacado: - eats 40 Chicken McNuggets, 6 Big Macs, 8 Large Fries, and 3 Sodas -

Person: Please stop, you are literally killing yourself.

Nikocado Avacado: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S JUST WATER WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE BEING VERY FATPHOBIC BY TELLING ME TO LOSE WEIGHT!!!

Person: Ok bro enjoy dying in the next 5 months you fat obese human version of lard.
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Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is a fucking pedophile and zoophile who should be locked up in the cellars of an insane asylum. He is mentally ill and should not be given a platform on the internet.

His natural enemy is the queen Trisha Paytas.
Person #1: Hey, do you know Shane Dawson?

Person #2: OML, that pedo? I'd never let my younger siblings or my dogs get near him!

Person #1: Same, I would never let my baby cousins or my pet rabbit get near him either!
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Harriet Tubman

A queen from the 1800s who freed many African Americans from slavery.
Goddess Nicki Minaj: Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves? TO FREEDOM!
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Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the wife of Bill Clinton. During Bill Clinton's presidency, she did all the work as president. Bill Clinton only got to be president because he is a man.
Hillary Clinton: I must find a way to assassinate my husband.
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Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj, real name Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty, is the creator of the universe and the inventor of rap. She is a goddess and she is divine. No other rapper can compare to her raping skills, especially Cardi B.
Barb #1: NICKI MINAJ IS THE QUEEN OF RAP!

Barb #2: PERIOD!!!
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Vystopia

Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.

If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:

- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan

If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:

- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.

Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
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Bitch Expert

The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
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