Critical Thrace Theory

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end
by Queen Buttrix June 28, 2021
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buttress

"This chair hurts. I need a buttress."
"May I volunteer?"
by Queen Buttrix June 10, 2015
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I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese
"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."
by Queen Buttrix November 08, 2020
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Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.
"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
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brocialist

A socialist man who talks over women and queer people, and whose understanding of oppression is usually limited to economic class. Usually they will mansplain to anyone who confronts them that their backwards and simplistic understanding of social injustice is in the best interest of women, queers, and minorities, without questioning the entitlement that causes them to be able to proclaim this. Brocialists rarely self-identify.
Woman: I can't get a word in edge-wise; can we purge the brocialists?
Brocialist: Oh, sweety. If we did that, then who would fight the revolution?
by Queen Buttrix September 18, 2016
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social EULA

An agreement people must accept in order to breathe. Most people don't bother to read it.
You agreed to the social EULA which means your complaints are null and void.
by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020
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in this essay i will

Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.
by Queen Buttrix March 07, 2021
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