Queen Buttrix's definitions

buttress

A mattress for your butt.

"This chair hurts. I need a buttress."
"May I volunteer?"

by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015

Jabba's Palace

The club Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

Kevin McCarthy went down to Jabba's Palace to pay his respects

by Queen Buttrix February 2, 2021

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

fake news

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.

Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.

by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017

4chanize

To colonize an existing space with a 4chan mentality.

The Chapo left 4chanized socialism

by Queen Buttrix October 17, 2021

big if Q

A response to outlandish claims made by QAnon cultists, similar to "big if true".

"Kyle Rittenhouse took out members of the Satanic leftist pedophile cult! He's a hero to all the children of the world!"
"Big if Q"

by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020

FYL

Follow your leader, with that leader being Adolf Hitler. In other words, kill yourself.

"Gee it sure seems like no one is allowed to have opinions about the Jews here, huh"
"FYL Nazi"

by Queen Buttrix March 22, 2022