Queen Buttrix's definitions

Ashki

1. An Ashkenazi Jew (Hebrew from the Central/Eastern European Diaspora).

2. Pertaining to Ashkenazi Jews.

1. As an Ashki, I have a strong affection for the Yiddish language.

2. Dreidels don't actually come from Hasmonean times but were an Ashki invention.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

by Queen Buttrix April 19, 2021

trump

To spank with a copy of Forbes magazine.

"I just fucked a porn star last night"
"You mean she trumped you?"
"Same difference"

by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2018

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

feline

colloquial term for a snugglepuss

the feline (snugglepuss maximus) enjoys snuggles with humoms, scritches and eating noms

by Queen Buttrix October 16, 2021

BadEmpanada

A white Australian who moved to Argentina to LARP as a "third-world socialist."

Unable to handle the fact that he moved from one white settler colony to another for social capital, BadEmpanada spends all day projecting his colonial guilt onto Israel

by Queen Buttrix December 3, 2021