Queen Buttrix's definitions

superpolycule

An enormous polycule with tons of members and that stretches across the inhabited world.

My research suggests that all trans lesbians are in the same superpolycule

by Queen Buttrix February 16, 2021

alternative straight

Non-heterosexual. Gay or bisexual. Like alternative facts.

You're straight, and I'm alternative straight.

by Queen Buttrix March 19, 2021

Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

birbsona

Like a fursona but for birbs

"My birbsona is a chocobo"
"Ew, you dork. Mine is a starling, a REAL birb."

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 4, 2021

own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

by Queen Buttrix April 19, 2021

Ashki

1. An Ashkenazi Jew (Hebrew from the Central/Eastern European Diaspora).

2. Pertaining to Ashkenazi Jews.

1. As an Ashki, I have a strong affection for the Yiddish language.

2. Dreidels don't actually come from Hasmonean times but were an Ashki invention.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021