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Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.
"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
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buttress

"This chair hurts. I need a buttress."
"May I volunteer?"
by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015
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tinfoil fedora

The headgear of choice for the modern Republican.
"Hugo Chavez used Antifa to steal all the ballots and replace them with ballots installing China as Emperor so the communist Satanist pedophiles would force us all to wear hijabs beginning as face masks after changing our sexes forcefully"
"Take off the tinfoil fedora"
by Queen Buttrix January 2, 2021
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Scott Adams

Author of Dilbert, a comic strip where an ordinary office worker named Dilbert is oppressed by a fictionalized version of Scott Adams with pointy hair.
Scott Adams is the Pointy-Haired Boss. Just plug any of his given tweets into a Dilbert comic featuring him or any of the other evil characters.
by Queen Buttrix February 3, 2021
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4chanize

To colonize an existing space with a 4chan mentality.
The Chapo left 4chanized socialism
by Queen Buttrix October 17, 2021
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Jabba's Palace

Kevin McCarthy went down to Jabba's Palace to pay his respects
by Queen Buttrix February 2, 2021
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fake news

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017
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