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It will be hard fought and the road ahead is long. But USD know that USD shall be supported in our struggle.
by quan cao tien August 9, 2010
Get the USDmug. Whisky or Scotch, or Uisge Beatha in Gaelic, is a type of distilled beverage from fermented grain mash. Different grains are used for different varieties, including barley, rye, corn cum wheat. Whisky’s aged in wooden casks, made generally of white oak. The distillate must age for at least three years and one day in Scotland to be called Scotch whisky, although most single malts are offered at a minimum of eight years of age. Scotch whisky is divided into five distinct categories: single malt, blended malt , blended Scotch whisky, blended grain Scotch whisky, and single grain Scotch whisky. Plain caramel colouring may be added. That is the greatest liquor I have ever drunk so far! I cannot imagine what the world would be without whisky.
Scottish proverb - "Never mix whisky with water, cola or ice because whisky can only be mixed with whisky only".
by quan cao tien August 12, 2010
Get the Whiskymug. My independence day was great and it was full of activities. In the morning I went to Ba Den Hill in Tay Ninh province, about 60 kms from HCMC, Vietnam. In the afternoon, I came back and then joined an “Independence day” party with my neighbors, and in the evening all of us watched a firework display in Hoc Mon district, HCMC. When we went there at due 9.00 pm, it was so crowded that we all got stuck so that we watched the firework display while we were right in the middle of the main road. That firework display lasted 15 minutes and the fireworks spluttered and went out continuously. We were all so exciting to see that. After the firework display, we all managed to get back but the road was so crowded. Then, my pals suggested that we brought our motorbikes across the median strip and we did so. Luckily, the boys in blue were not there so that we did not get nailed, hi…
I am sure that the boys in blue would have flipped us the bird if they witnessed that incident.
I am sure that the boys in blue would have flipped us the bird if they witnessed that incident.
by Quan Cao Tien November 15, 2010
Get the the boys in bluemug. Dude 1: Did u attend the HIV fundraising campaign last nite?
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.
by Quan Cao Tien July 6, 2010
Get the HIVmug. I can fall from a mountain,
I can fall from a tree,
but the best thing that I can do is
fall in love with you, my wonderwall.
I can fall from a tree,
but the best thing that I can do is
fall in love with you, my wonderwall.
*Romeo: “Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You're my wonderwall.”
*Juliet: “Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
...................
You are my wonderwall.”
*Benvolio: Romeo, run… run, Capulet is coming!!!!!!!!!
*Romeo: "Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow." “What…what, man?”
You're gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You're my wonderwall.”
*Juliet: “Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
...................
You are my wonderwall.”
*Benvolio: Romeo, run… run, Capulet is coming!!!!!!!!!
*Romeo: "Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow." “What…what, man?”
by quan cao tien August 11, 2010
Get the Wonderwallmug. by quan cao tien October 5, 2010
Get the ABSmug. BUPA HEALTHCARE CENTRE.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. When during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture".
”Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, ma'am! at BUPA, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!"
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. When during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture".
”Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, ma'am! at BUPA, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!"
by quan cao tien August 7, 2010
Get the BUPAmug.