BUPA

BUPA HEALTHCARE CENTRE.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. When during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture".

”Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, ma'am! at BUPA, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!"
by quan cao tien August 07, 2010
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Bit of stuff

GIRL FRIEND

There are many good things in life, like cars, money, and weed. But if you want something confusing, a girl friend is all you need.

Your babe doesn't say what she wants, but you're somehow supposed to know. If they want to do this or do that, stay here, stay there, or just go.

Then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy. That lets them abuse the crap out of you, just for being a boy.

If you ever dare look at another hot chick, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. But watch how fast they ignore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic.

They give you questions like "Am I fat?", and "If you could go with one of my pals, who?". There is no answer, face the facts, you are definitely through.

They take nothing and blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. So girls, no matter what you think, you are just as hard to understand as us. What a bit of stuff!
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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18

The age man’s life officially die slowly but surely.
*Interviewer: Pls let me know what keeps you happy?!!!
*Interviewee: Well, It is great to meet chicks who are as good as gold. To some extent, I highly appreciate my spouses' heart of gold because they have been living with me for years and bore me 13 sons and girls so far. As a result, I’ve been working very hard to support them all since I was 18 and however, they always play a key role in encouraging me to overcome such difficulties. Their care is a main source of my pride. this is worth my spouses' gold for me.
*Interviewer: Keep your fingers crossed for dat, sir!
by quan cao tien August 06, 2010
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CD

Van Quyen, a footballer of Song Lam Nghe An team, played an important match against The Cong team in Hanoi, Vietnam, on last Saturday. That night, he took a call girl to his hotel room. First, Van Quyen took off his shirt and the call girl could see “Reebok” on his left arm. Then, he took off his trousers, and the call girl saw “Nike” on his right thigh. Finally, he took off his Y-fronts, and the call girl felt a bit embarrassed and used her hand to hide and saw “ad” in (Adidas) on the pubic area of Van Quyen and in panic she thought that "ad.." is "aids". She said “are you HIV positive?”. “Nope!”, Van Quyen answered. Well, my tattoos advertise “Nike”, “Reebok” and “Adidas”. “Well, now, CD!!!!!!!!!!!” Call girl asked.
by quan cao tien August 07, 2010
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Twins Hotel

Twins Hotel is in the very heart of Hanoi, between the Old Quarter and ancient Temple of Literature. It offers affordable luxury accommodation and insghts into everyday life in Hanoi. Twins Hotel is nearby St. Joseph Cathedral and a short drive to many architectural and cultural attractions as well as business centres.
I really like drinking hot Rosie Lee at the pavement stands by the frog and toads in Hanoi. And I sat there, sipping at my Rosie Lee, and sometimes, I could hear news from the fellow drinkers and their comments on the social issues. I do think their comments and points of view on a given issue are good and useful for me but are sometimes bunk, and truly reflects their own views and factoids on that issue. Well, from my point of view, I do think that creates which is the so-called “variety is the spice of life”. In the UK-based Hyde park, there is a place called “Speakers’ Corner” where public speaking, debates and discussions take place and not to be out done, there are a lots of “Speakers’ Corner” on every corner and pavements in Hanoi. I think it’s much more democracy in Vietnam than in the UK. That activity is so popular in Hanoi, which leaves a long-lasting impression on me for sure. I will stay at Twins Hotel next time.
by Quan Cao Tien November 10, 2010
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Nghe An

Nghe An or Nghean

Nghe An is a province in North Central Vietnam. It is the hometown of Ho Chi Minh, the former president of Vietnam as well as the cradle of nearly every talent in Vietnam. Nghe An people have won kudos for their intelligence, diligence, eagerness to study and their hospitality, cultural traditional imbued with national identity. Nghe An is fast changing with every passing days. Also, Nghe An is famous for its traditional folk songs which belong to a genre of traditional art, Vi Dam, and tobacco as well.
1. I have known many persons who turned their gold into smoke, but in Nghe An, people are the first to turn smoke into gold.

2. A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Nghe An rustic tobacco.
It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a nodder and put it on their cigs. The blonde says "what are you doing?" - and they say "we're saving it for later!"
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a nodder. The clerk says "What size? small, medium, or large?" She said "I dont know... one to fit a camel?"
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down it

The Cuckoo Clock

At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk because there was a lot of voddy. So, with a certain time limit, I did down it. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said 'S%!t!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.
by quan cao tien August 19, 2010
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