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Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping 

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

Steven's Untitled Rock Show 

A show on FUSE, hosted by one of their VJs, Steven. They play rock music; but most of the shit they play is emo crap. Sometimes play punk rock; and at the end of the show they usually play an old song.
They play the same shit everyday...

Simon's Rock College

An early college in Great Barrington Mass. All the students are would be juniors or seniors in high school, who either graduated early or dropped out to go to Simon's Rock. It's awesome, though has recently been overrun with hipsters, which can make it difficult to figure out if you're "mainstream", or they are. The official mascot is the Fighting Llama, and it does not have any official colors (though maroon is pretty common on campus). Regardless, it's an awesome place, far more awesome then some bitter person who writes mean definitions about it on urbandictionary.
Hey, you went to Simon's Rock college? You must be awesome!

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner 

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner
Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

Let's Rock and Roll 

A term usually used by white dads when leaving any location.
Son: Hey Dad, we have to leave for skyzone now.
Dad: Alright, let's rock and roll!

Buck’s Rock 

My second home. Situated in sunny new Milford Connecticut, it’s an arts camp full of gayzebos and scary stories with Scott. Weaving shop gang represent.
If you’re gay, or you’re Jewish or depressed, come on down you’ll fit right in at Buck’s Rock!
Buck’s Rock by Supergen31 June 19, 2020