crocodial

A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.
I am on the National So-Bot-Call List, but since when do those money-hungry crocodials follow da law???
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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lugsury

Describes a gal's lifestyle wif a financially-successful but decidedly dull and ungainly dude.
Sensible chick: My main squeeze may not be da most smart or elegant fellow in da world, but at least he treats me right and I never hafta worry about finances, so I thank my lucky stars to have this level of lugsury.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
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Muscleini

The notorious early-20th-century Italian dictator who terrorized his citizens by displaying his huge bicepses.
Maybe if Muscleini and Ahhnold had squared off, "Da Big M" might not have felt so high and mighty.
by QuacksO December 23, 2018
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sirrogate

A "substitute papa" --- i.e., a sperm-donor for a couple who are unable to conceive on their own due to da man's being being unable to effectively inseminate da woman.
Telling a hot chick dat you want to be her sirrogate may indeed be a way to get her to let you slake your lustful cravings for her, but if she does indeed get preggo afterwards, said professed wish might not hold up too well in child-support court, especially if (1) she had not actually "had anyone else" at da time of said delightful "encounters" wif her, and so you hadn't even truly been "replacing" or "supplementing" some less-than-virile male whom she'd also been being intimate wif, or (2) her "main squeeze" partner hadn't even known/approved of said "getting some on da side" actions dat you and she partook of, and so most likely it wasn't even as if he'd ever actually expressed a wish to have his sweetie-pie obtain a tummy-bump off of some other dude!
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
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dorability

Da measure of how physically robust everyone's favorite pint-sized cropped-brunette adventurer is.
Da term "dorability" could also refer to da degree of continued popularity of Little Miss Explorer's show --- i.e., how well said kiddie-series has "stood da test of time".
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
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botchulism

(n.) Definition #1: A serious food-borne illness that causes people to behave in a totally bumbling and clumsy manner, and therefore they totally screw up most anything that they try to accomplish. I wonder if that was Inspector Clouseau's problem? Definition #2: A form of government/civilization that encourages everyone to just go haphazardly knocking about and making a complete muddle of everyday tasks; officials from said government may occasionally come through the municipality to ostensibly assist said incompetents to "repair the damage", but of course these hapless/clueless agents are just as inept as their civilian counterparts, and so they usually just end up making the chaos worse.
I think that a lot of the countries in the world really practice botchulism more than they embrace any other form of government... socialism, communism, capitalism --- whatever they claim to practice, it usually ends up totally screwing everything (and everybody) up, and so in the end it all results in pretty much the same meaningless chaos.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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whitewashington

Refers to all da coverups and sweeping-under-da-rug routines dat our Capitol leaders engage in.
Trying to get at da truth behind da political arena is like attempting to know what color a wall was before a wet coating of lime was applied to it --- typical situation in Whitewashington, DC!
by QuacksO April 26, 2022
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