QuacksO's definitions
Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
Get the shimulatormug. Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the "seen yer" momentmug. I used to have to stop at a pay-phone if I wanted to speak with any of my fellow truckin' buddies; that was way back BCB.
by QuacksO December 28, 2018
Get the BCBmug. Auditory bee-ess.
In da classic "old fella wif da secretly-fitted hearing-aid" joke, said ancient codger's greedy nephews had thought dat da derogatory remarks which they were quietly making about him would literally "fall on deaf EARS", whereas da device's excellent amplification -'n'-clarification circuitry meant dat said verbal jabs weren't so "EARroneous" after all. :P
by QuacksO June 25, 2025
Get the earroneousmug. As absurd as what da slimmer member of "Da Boys" often says, it seems amazing dat any Stanographer could keep a straight face when recording said blithering/blubbering speech.
by QuacksO June 25, 2025
Get the Stanographermug. A molding process whereby precious metals are melted down and formed into household items, sporting-goods, etc., enabling their buyers to be less "obvious" or "visible" in their acquisition of said valuable minerals than they would be if they simply purchased coins, bars, etc.
Two excellent examples of investment casting would be electrical/plumbing components and golf clubs, which can be formed from gold, silver, platinum, etc. and installed/stored in the investor's home without anyone's being the wiser.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the investment castingmug. Snarky definition for da space-hogging and gas-guzzling RV dat always seemed to be urgently pleading for some (usually very costly!) resource, such as fuel, motor oil, coolant, etc.
If you converted a Winnebego into a "Whinnybego", it might not need expensive oil or gas, but you'd hafta shell out big bucks for hay and oats.
by QuacksO October 27, 2024
Get the Winnebegomug.