Definitions by QuacksO

PLP 

Public Leaning Post. Does not exist in real life; merely referred to by any indigant person whom someone else of perfectly sound physique tries to lean against merely out of laziness.

Lazy dude, resting his broad shoulder against his slight-figured girlfriend while they're standing at a bus stop: Aahhh... convenient back-rest!
Girl, giving him an indignant shove: Hey --- get OFFA me, ya big lugg! I'm not a PLP!

PLP by QuacksO January 23, 2014

fringe benefits 

Refers to the ultimate in "benefits" when speaking of a lady's being a "friend with benefits", in that the friendship includes access to the "fringe" between her legs.

My new Internet girlfriend isn't much to look at or even all that interesting company, but at least she comes with fringe benefits.

fringe benefits by QuacksO January 17, 2014

a.s.s.h.o.l.e. 

Acronym for "Automatically Suspect Since He Obviously Lacks Empathy"; refers to any obnoxious/arrogant dude who just can't seem to be reasonable or considerate, and so nobody trusts him or gives him the benefit of the doubt in any social setting.

That new store manager is a total a.s.s.h.o.l.e., and so the staff is edgy and nervous as a result.

a.s.s.h.o.l.e. by QuacksO January 15, 2014

deadication 

May refer to {1} a fanatical degree of determination that actually drives someone to pursue an interest or idea to the death, or {2} a super-hooked and eternally **grateful** fan of the (in)famous rock band.

I'm so filled with deadication that I'm gonna don my lightning-skull t-shirt and chain myself to a tree.

deadication by QuacksO January 9, 2014

Sadderday 

The unsatisfying day at the end of the week when people on a diet are compelled to ditch their dissipative junk-food routine and only eat flavor-impaired less-filling low-calorie health foods. Can be especially distressing after the previous 24-hour period, Fryday, which is the one glorious day of the week when they are allowed to indulge in all their debauched gluttonous chowing down of rich greasy salty deep-fried delights.

Wife #1: What's with your husband today? He hath that lean and hungry look.

Wife #2: Oh, it's nothing, really, dear... he's just feeling the classic “Sadderday syndrome” after stuffing his face with burgers and fries all day yesterday.

Sadderday by QuacksO December 29, 2013

flutterbuy 

Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??

Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.

Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??

flutterbuy by QuacksO December 29, 2013

Bangorrhea 

That notoriously-familiar case of “liquid farts” that a visitor (especially one who's used to the somewhat-arduous routine of country living) gets from hanging around Bangor, Maine too long and partaking of the convenience and fast-food diet of city life. Can sometimes go the other way (Bangor-stipation) if one gets "bound up" inside from chowing down on too many triple-cheeseburgers with extra cheese.

I decided to hang around the Bangor-Brewer area with my city slicker buddies, and now I gots Bangorrhea.

Bangorrhea by QuacksO December 11, 2013