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cryteria

1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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aromory

A heavily-guarded building used to store perfumes.
MP's may sometimes jokingly refer to the weapons-storage facility as an "aromory" if one or more of said cadets on security-detail unthinkingly chowed down on baked beans before starting their shift.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
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menaceter

A pulpit culpit --- I mean, a pulprit culprit... whatever! A creepy preacher who uses terrifying "fire and brimstone" tales to try to scare his parishioners into following his own pet version of religion.
Warren Jeffs was a classic menaceter in that he used fear of the "Great One" to pressure his congregation to do his selfish and often-illegal bidding.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
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Cadilladic converter

A tailpipe-attachment dat super-quiets da cacophonous din of your "boring everyday car" engine and thus makes your exhaust sound like a pricey luxury-brougham.
A Cadilladic converter may indeed make your clunky old jalopy SOUND better, but it's still da same rattly worn-out heap underneath!
by QuacksO November 10, 2020
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Fundementalist

A religious fanatic who takes his beliefs to such an extreme that he makes himself --- and unfortunately, often those around him, as well --- literally insane... whether they're so-called "believers" or not, everyone connected with said radical becomes totally "demented".
What with all of his despicable Fundementalist beliefs, teachings, and actions, it's no wonder that Warren Jeffs created such a depraved cesspool of humanity and eventually ended up in so much hot water!
by QuacksO November 22, 2018
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Libyan gnashionalists

Da group of teeth-grindingly wrathful terrorists whom Doc Brown had tricked into giving him their plutonium with the understanding that he would incorporate it into a bomb that he'd been contracted to build for them, but instead he used said radioactive material to power his totally-for-peaceful-purposes time-machine.
Doc Brown found out da hard way dat da Libyan gnashionalists did not take kindly to having their trust --- and their plutonium --- repurposed in a way they had not intended. Fortunately for Doc, he wore a bulletproof vest da second time, and so things worked out fine in da end... Doc got to power his time machine, and da terrorists didn't blow up innocent people with their "bomb" which turned out to be just a container of old parts from pinball-machines.
by QuacksO February 3, 2020
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meccanism

A piece of moving-parts apparatus dat is manufactured in da famous holy city in western Saudi Arabia.
Maybe one widely-used meccanism would be crawler-tracks for installing on desert vehicles, so dat they could venture out onto da sand without so much worry about getting bogged down in da dunes.
by QuacksO April 1, 2023
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