QuacksO's definitions

inlaw outlaw

A non-biological grandparent, aunt, uncle, cousin, etc. who flouts da rules established by da family dat he's married into, such as feeding da kiddos sweets, not properly guiding/restricting/disciplining them, buying non-essential and/or dangerous/unhealthy items for them and/or giving them money to purchase same themselves, discussing/disclosing "mature" topics and/or private matters/info when verbally interacting with them, etc.

Inlaw outlaws only refer to a misbehaver who's not genetically related to da family within whom he's breaking da rules, but an underminor can be either directly related or not.

by QuacksO October 30, 2023

tootorial

An educational session on da subject of farting.

In Roald Dahl's book, "The BFG", Sophie's large friend gives her a quick tootorial on how da downwards-fizzing frobscottle works; he then demonstrates da "lively" effects of said oddball beverage, complete with super-noisy "sound effects" and da blasting of him right up off the floor from da forceful vapor-jets.

by QuacksO March 20, 2022

J.D.H. Power & Associates

Refers to the heavy-handed authority and control that Boss Hogg strives to maintain over Hazzard County, assisted by his assorted henchmen such as Sheriff Roscoe and his deputies.

Hazzard County has some of the lowest crime-rates (aside from those confounded DUKE BOYS and that ORANGE CLUNKUH CAH of theirs!) in the state, according to J.D.H. Power & Associates.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

ambevelent

A lack of consistency in one's opinions on how knives and chisels should be sharpened.

With the innumerable and conflicting advisories on what the ideal blade-edge is and how to achieve said results, it's hard not to be at least somewhat ambevelent on the subject.

by QuacksO December 5, 2018

spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.

It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

days of your

Refers to one or more fondly-looked-back-on periods in one's life when his waking hours were his to do with as he pleased, rather than having other humans with authority over him dictate how he spent his time.

Young children often bemoan da loss of their "days of your" once they have to start going to public school and thus have their free time to play and relax drastically reduced. Perhaps this issue could be greatly alleviated if we'd give some of John Holt's ideas on education a try.

by QuacksO September 26, 2022

buddumber

What your pal (i.e., your "bud") becomes from tossing back too many Busch Lights.

If those infamous three frogs truly care about people's health, they should be saying "Buddumber" instead of "Bud-WISE-er".

by QuacksO April 25, 2020