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Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
Get the "loose gasket" smooch mug.While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.
by QuacksO January 4, 2025
Get the health, welfare, and morels mug.Even da most pleasant and cheerful kiddie-party can quickly detearyorate as soon as da candy is brought out and starts making said pint-sized humans get hyper.
by QuacksO January 9, 2025
Get the detearyorate mug.What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.
Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.
by QuacksO December 7, 2018
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Tronald Dump is such a blatantly-idiotic a**h**e that he has a record number of contemptorary citizens, both domestic and foreign.
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
Get the contemptorary mug.A cookout where the grill is fueled by discarded "leggy dolls" instead of charcoal. Could also refer to the blazing-inferno house-fire that the spoiled-little-brat Debbie Jellinsky had seethingly set after receiving (horrors!) a MALIBU BARBIE doll for her birthday instead of the pink-tutu-clad Ballerina Barbie that she'd wanted; no doubt said "incorrect girlie-accessory" got "charbroiled" inside said conflagration, as well.
I stopped by the local landfill a few days after Christmas and was shocked to see all the broken/unwanted "little girl toys" scattered in piles along with other end-of-year-holidays flotsam and jetsam --- there was enough volume of pale-complexioned plastic there to host a bleepin' BARBIECUE!
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
Get the barbiecue mug.What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.
I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.
by QuacksO April 10, 2025
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