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One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
Get the cowardenationmug. Old fogy #1: So you just received a newly-released CD-compilation of the Ignoramos and Ignorandy radio show?
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
Old fogy #2: A-yep --- the complete first six seasons. Seasons 7-through-12 are scheduled to be released later this year.
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
Get the Ignorandymug. Like da famous mid-20th-century radio-comedy dude, Fibber McGraw surely has a "stuffed closet" full of assorted "baggage" --- i.e., a "fallen" professional life, past transgressions, and other highly-questionable behavior.
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
Get the Fibber McGrawmug. Refers to either:
(1) Two "play on words" jokes.
(2) "Play on words" jokes involving words with da prefix "para", such as:
Parablasts: What Achmed caused by answering his cell phone while putting gasoline in his scooter AND having just filled a gas-can, as well
Parables: Two fertile male cattle
Parabolas: Two ropes-and-spheres weapons
Parabolics: Two screwed-up messes
Parachutes: What you can do with a loaded 12-gauge side-by-side or a thirty-aught-six over-'n'-under
Paracletes: Two sharp metal anti-slip protrusions
Paradiddles: Two people performing tedious/useless activity
Paradigms: Two small silver coins totaling twenty cents
Paradise: Two dotted-cube game-pieces
Paradors: Da free-swinging passage-flaps at a saloon-entrance
Parados: Two old-school computer-programs
Paradox: Two dudes in white lab-coats with stethoscopes
Paraffins: What a fish has at its tail
Paragenesis: Two reprints of da first chapter in da Good Book
Paragraphs: Two of da large pages from a politician's bu**s**t easel-presentation
Parakeets: Two selections from da famous Poet John
Paralegal: Two Fletcher Reedes
Parallax: Two overly-careless/casual people
Paralyze: What you'll get from asking a "paralegal" a question
Paramagnetic: What two cool dudes instantly are to two hot chicks whom they meet
Paramedics: Two emergency-response workers on an ambulance
Parameters: Two energy-measuring devices
Paramilitary: Two servicemen
Paramnesia: Two people who can't recall their names
(1) Two "play on words" jokes.
(2) "Play on words" jokes involving words with da prefix "para", such as:
Parablasts: What Achmed caused by answering his cell phone while putting gasoline in his scooter AND having just filled a gas-can, as well
Parables: Two fertile male cattle
Parabolas: Two ropes-and-spheres weapons
Parabolics: Two screwed-up messes
Parachutes: What you can do with a loaded 12-gauge side-by-side or a thirty-aught-six over-'n'-under
Paracletes: Two sharp metal anti-slip protrusions
Paradiddles: Two people performing tedious/useless activity
Paradigms: Two small silver coins totaling twenty cents
Paradise: Two dotted-cube game-pieces
Paradors: Da free-swinging passage-flaps at a saloon-entrance
Parados: Two old-school computer-programs
Paradox: Two dudes in white lab-coats with stethoscopes
Paraffins: What a fish has at its tail
Paragenesis: Two reprints of da first chapter in da Good Book
Paragraphs: Two of da large pages from a politician's bu**s**t easel-presentation
Parakeets: Two selections from da famous Poet John
Paralegal: Two Fletcher Reedes
Parallax: Two overly-careless/casual people
Paralyze: What you'll get from asking a "paralegal" a question
Paramagnetic: What two cool dudes instantly are to two hot chicks whom they meet
Paramedics: Two emergency-response workers on an ambulance
Parameters: Two energy-measuring devices
Paramilitary: Two servicemen
Paramnesia: Two people who can't recall their names
More examples of "parapuns" include:
Paramos: Da particular/specific behavior-patterns of two criminals
Paramorphs: Two "magically transforming or switching places" conjuring-acts
Paramounts: What a lust-crazed stud wants to do instead of "doing it" just one time
Paramours: Two grassy-marsh areas
Paranoid: What happens if you p**s off two people at da same time
Paranormal: What two loopies claim to be
Paranymphs: Two forest-fairies
Parapets: Two furry/feathered friends
Paraphrase: Two worn-out cliches
Paraprofessionals: Two expert/learned tradespeople
Parapsychology: Two aspects of how da mind works
Pararescue: Da saving of two living creatures in distress
Parasang: A duet vocal-performance
Parashah: Iran's worst nightmare --- M. R. Pahlavi alone was bad enough!
Parasites: Two locales
Parasols: Two spear-throwing hot-heads from ancient Israel
Parasympathetic: Feeling sorry for two people
Parasynapsis: A combined summary of two separate essays
Parasynthesis: Da creating of two different items, substances, ideas, etc.
Paratactics: Two strategies to reach a goal
Parataxis: Two different Yellow or Checkered passenger-vehicles
Parathyroids: Two organs dat affect body-heat in mammals
Paratroopers: Two "statey" cops
Paratyphoid: A sort of warm-weather equivalent of double-pneumonia --- i.e., a severe infection during non-winter months
Paravanes: Two aerofoils
Parawings: What a bird or bat has
Parazoans: Two geographical areas controlled by certain laws
Paramos: Da particular/specific behavior-patterns of two criminals
Paramorphs: Two "magically transforming or switching places" conjuring-acts
Paramounts: What a lust-crazed stud wants to do instead of "doing it" just one time
Paramours: Two grassy-marsh areas
Paranoid: What happens if you p**s off two people at da same time
Paranormal: What two loopies claim to be
Paranymphs: Two forest-fairies
Parapets: Two furry/feathered friends
Paraphrase: Two worn-out cliches
Paraprofessionals: Two expert/learned tradespeople
Parapsychology: Two aspects of how da mind works
Pararescue: Da saving of two living creatures in distress
Parasang: A duet vocal-performance
Parashah: Iran's worst nightmare --- M. R. Pahlavi alone was bad enough!
Parasites: Two locales
Parasols: Two spear-throwing hot-heads from ancient Israel
Parasympathetic: Feeling sorry for two people
Parasynapsis: A combined summary of two separate essays
Parasynthesis: Da creating of two different items, substances, ideas, etc.
Paratactics: Two strategies to reach a goal
Parataxis: Two different Yellow or Checkered passenger-vehicles
Parathyroids: Two organs dat affect body-heat in mammals
Paratroopers: Two "statey" cops
Paratyphoid: A sort of warm-weather equivalent of double-pneumonia --- i.e., a severe infection during non-winter months
Paravanes: Two aerofoils
Parawings: What a bird or bat has
Parazoans: Two geographical areas controlled by certain laws
by QuacksO October 28, 2020
Get the parapunsmug. Why do parents' sisters always get da bum rap as far as negative connotations go, whereas their male siblings were always referred to in a positive light? About equal number of men are "antie-social" as da fairer gender are, just da same as there are plenty of ladies who are cheerfully "unclesocial", as well.
by QuacksO April 17, 2020
Get the unclesocialmug. What messin' wif da big horned dude is, especially if he's feeling "horny" (which of course is usually **all da time**).
Sign posted on da split-rail fence surrounding a pasture: "Notice: The farmer allows hikers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges." So since said huge lumbering bovine residing inside said corral apparently considers said human intrusion to be so highly "unacceptabull", one's setting foot inside said enclosure would apparently be very "irresponsibull"!
by QuacksO February 29, 2024
Get the unacceptabullmug. Major pain-in-the-ass condition of acute indecisiveness that often causes mild-to-extreme physical/emotional/mental discomfort, inconvenience, confusion/resentment/impatience/exhaustion, etc. for all those involved, plus the major waste of time/opportunities/resources, inefficiency/stagnation, needless delays/cost-overruns, etc..
It is an erroneous belief that someone with hemhawrhoids can be cured/hurried along with a good kick in the rear end --- he's already a sore-natured a**h**e, and so any further physical trauma "back there" will only make his condition worse. Smearing on summa dat Pfizer-brand cream dat comes in a tube might indeed help wid da pain somewhat, but I don't know about significant improvement in da slowness-to-make-up-his-mind part of the equation.
by QuacksO May 15, 2018
Get the hemhawrhoidsmug.