QuacksO's definitions

Don't get succored in!

A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.

One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

caughther PIN

Da four-digit security-code for your debit card dat you gave a female acquaintance "for emergency use only", and so you were able to be notified if she used it for non-essentials, since she's da only other one who knew said "magic" button-pressing sequence.

My girlfriend used my bank card to purchase a replacement COTTER PIN for a piece of basic household equipment, so this was indeed a necessary item; it wasn't a "caughther PIN" instance..

by QuacksO November 25, 2023

liposucktion

Or more correctly, "lipsosucktion". What your hot female cosmetic-surgery practitioner smilingly performs on you as a reward for your having gotten your body-slimming surgery performed without whining.

By da time dat da hospital had finished with my artificial-toning procedure and liposucktion, both my excess fatty tissue and my love-juice had been "vacuumed" away.

by QuacksO July 18, 2023

remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.

Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

fourensics

Minute-evidence study regarding quadruplets.

In an early AFV episode, we see two adorable canine cuties grab a stick at da ends and two more clamp hold of it towards da middle, then all run together wif da stick in an evenly-spaced group; it would definitely take major "fourensics" of da multiple tooth-marks on said branch-section to determine which doggie was holding which portion of da stick in its mouth.

by QuacksO January 26, 2025

instrucshins

Verbal/written guidance on what to do wif those curious-lookin' straight segments at da front of yer lower legs.

Tiffany loves having me soothe her limbs after performing yard-work for extended periods, but she tends to get more sore in spots without much muscle-tissue padding, so she often gives me "go extra-easy on me there" instrucshins when I'm ready to massage da areas below her knee-caps.

by QuacksO October 17, 2025