QuacksO's definitions
Refers to da action of a gal's spreading her legs for an eager stud having to be held up or postponed for a while.
Tiffany regretfully told me dat she'd forgotten to take her pills, and so our planned wild night of hot 'n' heavy lovin' had to be delaid for a few days.
by QuacksO December 8, 2020
Get the delaidmug. If you choose to engage in aerobickering with a couch potato, about all you'll likely succeed in getting from him will be assorted exersighs.
by QuacksO October 26, 2024
Get the aerobickermug. Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.
I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.
by QuacksO January 10, 2016
Get the infartuationmug. Tobacco companies claim that people merely chewse to consume tobacco, but I find that reasoning flawed and selfish.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
Get the chewsemug. Cheaply-purchased/accomplished by behaving in a less-than-proper manner towards whomever provided your desired goods/services.
Tiffany didn't have the money to hire someone to put up shelves in her basement, but --- knowing that I always have the hots for her --- she called and got me to come over and do it in exchange for a little nookie-wookie afterwards. One might say that she got the job done "sinexpensively".
by QuacksO December 15, 2021
Get the sinexpensivelymug. Da First-Amendment right dat allows you to verbally make a total jacka** of yerself without fear of legal repercussions.
Sure --- go right ahead and wave a "the earth is flat" sign out in public --- dat act is protected under freedumb of speech.
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
Get the freedumb of speechmug. A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.
I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021
Get the wholestale pricingmug.