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Perhaps Gary Trudeau's aging-Woodstock-era character is content with his scruffy-oddball phyzeke, but I would just as soon present a more respectable look.
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the phyzeke mug.A carpenter, mason, or welder tasked wif da maintenance/repair of da various boat-piers and fishing-platforms in his local area.
After an especially-severe tropical storm, a sizeable number docktors were dispatched to da region's inhabited coastal areas to clean up da splintered mess and rebuild said shore-dwellers' marinas.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
Get the docktor mug.Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").
Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.
by QuacksO May 13, 2020
Get the fellany vs. missdemeanor mug.Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.
Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
Get the friendly fire mug.Something dat da previously-forked-tongued Fletcher Reede no longer was after his son made a birthday wish dat he would only tell da truth for 24 hours.
If you never know whether someone is telling da truth or not, you therefore cannot count on him to be consistent "on either side of da fence --- i.e., he is neither reliable nor "relieable". So not only can he not be trusted to speak without deceit, but you also cannot be sure dat he will always tell falsehoods at da times when you would like him to, either.
by QuacksO January 13, 2022
Get the relieable mug.An "I fish, therefore I lie" house-flipper who pedals lakeside properties in da hopes dat avid anglers will get "hooked" by da prospect of exceptional fly-rod action.
A reeltor may really "scale up" his hype of a certain property in hopes of a bountiful "catch" --- i.e., a handsome-figured sale and/or a fat commission --- but all too often he may instead merely lament da "size of da one dat got away" --- i.e., how well-lined da pockets were of da home-seeker who decided not to buy from him.
by QuacksO April 8, 2025
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