QuacksO's definitions
What power companies hafta endure every time there's a widespread/extended blackout for no apparent reason.
Now dat da electricity infrastructure has been improved over how it had been in da '60's and '70's, there are fewer outages during inclement weather, and so da power companies don't receive so much gridicule as they used to.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
Get the gridiculemug. A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.
I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021
Get the wholestale pricingmug. Pronounced "yock", it combines the words YACK and TALK, and refers to the act of just babbling endlessly without much meaningful/legitimate content.
Radio listener, irritably switching off a live interview of a politician bragging about all the supposed "progress" he's made in his still-squalid jurisdiction: Okay --- enough of that BS... got better things to do than listen to HIS yalk for the next two hours!
by QuacksO May 6, 2013
Get the yalkmug. Hey, hey --- take it easy --- my trusty steed merely has a sore foot from losing a shoe... no need to get all hysterical or call da bleepin' hosspital!
by QuacksO February 26, 2019
Get the hosspitalmug. Onomatopoeia for da sound dat semi-thick liquid makes when gluggingly emanating from an orifice in a non-vented container --- such as a can or bottle, oil-pan, storage-tank, etc. --- dat prevents said fluid from flowing out smoothly, but instead forces it to exit in a series of rhythmic gushes as a bubble of air gets sucked back in each time to take da place of da liquid as it pours out.
Winnie the Pooh always uses wide-mouth jars to store his "hunny" so dat he can easily and quickly access said sticky-sweet comestible by simply dipping his paw in, rather than his having to arms-achingly hold said container up over his head and let da precious "liquid gold" slowly "ibloob... ibloob... ibloob..." its way out of da jug's small neck and into his hungry mouth.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
Get the ibloob... ibloob... ibloob...mug. If Bambi is feeling lazy and dull due to inadequate FUNding, perhaps sending a girl-deer to make a doenation for him can help get him moving again.
by QuacksO December 6, 2021
Get the doenationmug. Loyalty to your country dat you show by willingly/trustingly sending Uncle Sam big bucks anytime he asks for them.
Linus van Pelt said dat he wanted to grow up to be "a great philanthropist with someone else's money". Sounds like Tronald Dump has done just dat --- telling us dat our financially supporting our government is da only way for us to show true paytriotism, yet being about da worst tax-dodger in recorded history himself!
by QuacksO March 7, 2023
Get the paytriotismmug.