QuacksO's definitions

confleshion

An admitting of having succumbed to your cravings for soft warm squeezable human tissue.

Slick Willie has partaken of so many disgraceful and sordid trysts during his morally-depraved lifetime dat if he went to da confleshional, he'd likely be there all day!

by QuacksO January 14, 2023

auktion

The real reason that those huge dark-gray flightless birds with the oversized weird-looking beaks aren't found in the wild anymore... we didn't kill them; they all just got sold off to the highest bidder, and now a few people are hoarding them on remote farms.

An auktion can also refer to a wares-selling shindig in the Norwegian village of Aukland.

by QuacksO May 29, 2019

melogy

Da opposite of youlogy --- a speech you give to puff yourself instead of praising someone else.

Bill Clinton's famous "For the record, I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman" speech was filled with lots of melogy about how much improvement he had supposedly caused in the country, when in fact a vast majority of Americans were currently going through one of the worst recessions ever.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

FedExbox

A semi-educational/tutorial type DVD-ROM video game (like you use with an "X-Box" gaming system) which --- depending on which version is selected from the disc's menu --- allows the player to simulate either being a regular delivery-person who drives an ordinary FedEx van for dropping off parcels to homes and businesses, or piloting one of FedEx's commercial jetliners to make bulk deliveries of palletfuls of packages to central FedEx warehouses for sorting and re-routing in preparation for local deliveries.

FedEx supervisor: Wow --- your first day on the job and you're already a whiz at this! How'd you ever know so much about our delivery-system?
Teenage delivery-van driver, grinning appreciatively at the compliment: Oh, it was nothing, really... my parents bought me that cool hi-def 3-D-color-graphics "FedExbox" game for my birthday, and I loved playing it so much and eventually scored so high in all the levels that I decided to try out "the real thing".

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

typocal

adj. Denotes a common misspelling ("typo") that frequently occurs when using a typewriter or word-processor keyboard.

I really appreciate my electric typewriter's spell-checker function, since I am really finger-clumsy and mildly dyslexic, and so I tend to make just about every typocal spelling-error known to Man!

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

mistache

An dumb-ass error that causes you and/or others a lot of mild-to-moderate "pain", either physical or mental/emotional.

Campus electrician: I forgot to hook the water-heater back up after I re-did the wiring in the utility-room, and so all da poor students hadda take cold showers the next morning and grumpily showed up for classes wif blueish skin and painful cramps --- what a mistache I made!

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Knickeragua

A Central-American country where various lower-body garments are manufactured.

I see dat cotton is one of Knickeragua's major crops, so it makes sense dat they would produce clothing there.

by QuacksO September 29, 2022