QuacksO's definitions
An over-da-shoulder boulder-holder dat "traps" Da Girls so dat dey don't just wobble and bounce around freely.
Gals in "civilized" countries often have bigger/heavier boobs, since they're always inside garments dat secure and "coddle" them, and this "protected environment" lets them "flourish 'n' mature" more, just the same as fruits or vegetables raised in a greenhouse usually get bigger than produce grown outdoors in the cold and wind. Ladies in tropical "topless" nations, however, just let their "girls" hang right out in the open, so they don't need to wear a boobie-trap 'cuz their titties generally stay fairly small and ultra-firm, and so they don't sway or wiggle around much, anyway.
by QuacksO May 17, 2019
Get the boobie-trapmug. Refers to a recurring tradition of financial enhancement/replenishment that is practiced by various entities (government, landowners, etc.), generally at the expense of those least able to pay.
by QuacksO June 11, 2016
Get the richualmug. You can talk morality to a con-man till you're blue in da face, but it will make absoulutely no difference to him "deep down" --- once an ay-hole, always --- well, you get da idea.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
Get the absoulutelymug. Key-releaseable hasps for securing your containers of salted fish.
Seagulls love to stick their thievin' beaks into containers of fish. Tip: use padlox hooked through da containers' lids to foil 'em.
by QuacksO November 25, 2023
Get the padloxmug. A step "closer" than just a discreet flyby, this strategy DOES involve actually stopping in to the home/establishment where you wish to unobtrusively check on the conditions/progress of something relating to you, but you still do not actually inquire about said situation; you merely "exchange pleasantries and make small talk" with the people there about the weather or whatever, and then quietly leave again after a minute or two. The theory here is that if there is any problem/delay/question regarding what you are wanting done, the people will likely tell/ask you about it while you're there... they know fully well why you've dropped by --- you are wondering how things are proceeding --- and so there should be no need to make anyone feel pressured or irritated by actually alluding to the subject.
The local garage is often "swamped up to their eyeballs" with the myriad of vehicles brought in for repair, and so it is often a month or more before they are able to get around to addressing a car that I bring in. They do always eventually repair my vehicle, though, so I seldom actually ask them about how soon they can get to it; I simply do a tentative flyby with a "Hello, Tower" every couple weeks, just in case they need to speak with me regarding any problem/holdup with the repairs.
by QuacksO August 21, 2018
Get the flyby with a "Hello, Tower"mug. An abrasively-outspoken critic who derisively slams the ideas/actions of another simultaneously-prominent person who's currently in the public eye.
Tronald Dump is such a blatantly-idiotic a**h**e that he has a record number of contemptorary citizens, both domestic and foreign.
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
Get the contemptorarymug. A cookout where the grill is fueled by discarded "leggy dolls" instead of charcoal. Could also refer to the blazing-inferno house-fire that the spoiled-little-brat Debbie Jellinsky had seethingly set after receiving (horrors!) a MALIBU BARBIE doll for her birthday instead of the pink-tutu-clad Ballerina Barbie that she'd wanted; no doubt said "incorrect girlie-accessory" got "charbroiled" inside said conflagration, as well.
I stopped by the local landfill a few days after Christmas and was shocked to see all the broken/unwanted "little girl toys" scattered in piles along with other end-of-year-holidays flotsam and jetsam --- there was enough volume of pale-complexioned plastic there to host a bleepin' BARBIECUE!
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
Get the barbiecuemug.