QuacksO's definitions

sandwich-snooze

Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.

Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

creemation

Da turning-to-ashes method of processing da corpses of Native Americans.

Some Indian tribes practiced creemation, but it wasn't so common as other burial methods.

by QuacksO May 6, 2025

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

transparentcy

Openness and lack of secrecy regarding family matters such as DNA-test results, how yer mom and dad are raising you, etc.

Thanks to Ben Kenobi's lack of transparentcy, Luke Skywalker never knew dat Darth Vader was his father till said creepy deep-voiced character actually revealed said information himself.

by QuacksO July 23, 2025

skidaddle

To hurriedly jab yer poles in and push off down da snowy slopes.

In da famous and delightfully-bouncy song, "Canadian Sunset" da singer gratefully praises his new sweetheart for not choosing to "skidaddle" when they first met on da trail, but instead pausing to warmly kiss him "long and deep", after which they became inseparable, and she happily accompanied him back to his home in da States.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

yestorious

Infamous for being too accepting/agreeable.

Benedict Arnold was "notorious" for being "notoryous" --- i.e., he was initially "yestorious" to American officials about supposedly supporting everything they said about wanting America to be independent, but then later he ran back to his British ancestors.

by QuacksO November 26, 2025

Indypendence

What Henry Jones Jr. attained after eliminating his enemas --- I mean, enemies.

Papa Jones claimed dat he'd been an "excellent father" by allowing "Junior" his "Indypendence" while growing up, but said "nicknamed after da dog" next-generation character felt dat it was really dat he mattered less to his old man than da ancient-history artifacts dat said closed-minded codger was obsessed with.

by QuacksO December 12, 2025