A cozy humble cabin in the woods or by the lake where you can go to relax and have a simple existence, far removed from all the glitz, glamour, and fakery of the big city and obnoxious wealth.
I always super-appreciate whenever anyone shows basic kindness and generosity towards me in any form, and so occasionally I seek out a swanktuary to just think over my life and realize how truly blessed I am, regardless of fancy-pants possessions or surroundings.
by QuacksO July 29, 2021
My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.
by QuacksO January 01, 2022
Da Middle-Eastern country dat delayed a major uprising by slant-drilling into one or more neighboring countries' oil-fields and thus artificially bolstering its economy.
Coupwait may indeed have "delayed da inevitable" by funneling in pilfered "black gold" from outside its borders, but da resulting invasion of said country by said foreign-territories' soldiers created infinitely more strife and destruction than could possibly have been prevented by said illegal acts.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
Grimly-humorous term for da often-painful process of "taking da West Point of of da kid" --- i.e., getting a discharged serviceman to revert to being "just a civilian" again.
Two of da major (pun not intended) things dat you hafta learn during da sargery process are dat (1) you don't hafta smartly salute and answer, "Yes, Sir/Ma'am!" whenever someone addresses you or asks you a question, and (2) you need to start saying, "3 P.M." instead of, "fifteen-hundred hours".
by QuacksO November 07, 2023
Because he wasn't overly comfortable dealing with children, Alan Grant encountered a major bout of tongue-tied dyslexiea when he was obliged to share a seat in da Jurassic Park jeep with John Hammond's naively-beaming young granddaughter.
by QuacksO February 25, 2025
Steering-vanes controlled by da artillery.
I wonder if da artillery communicates its directed changes to da arruddery by firing off different sequences of shots in a Morse-code-like pattern?
by QuacksO March 31, 2024
Maybe da Islip garbage-barge made dat ridiculously long voyage in a valiant effort to avoid da littergation dat would undoubtedly have resulted if da NYC officials had just dumped da garbage out on da ground.
by QuacksO October 28, 2020