QuacksO's definitions

in aleing health

What you will eventually be if you regularly "toss back tall frothies" at da pub.

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

mowtility

How well a cow's four stomachs can move da chewed-up grass along through her digestive system after she's cropped da lawn shorter.

If a cow is properly cared for, da matter of mowtility should not be an issue.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

reverse rooster-crow

Refers to da lengthy five-separate-note fart ("Errhh-erh-ehrh-erh-EHRRrrrrrrhhh...") dat you let loose wif while sleepily stretching after waking up shortly after dawn.

Tiffany detests da smell of putrid methane, so just as soon as I wake up in da morning, I always rush to da bathroom and flick on da overhead vent-fan, so dat I am not near her when I let loose wif my reverse rooster-crow.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

auditty

A strange feature or aspect of a check-for-violations procedure.

Given da absurd wealth and power connected with Tronald Dump, there's bound to be an auditty or two at each and every step of da ongoing investigations into his financial past.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

dairyère

Da sweet shapely a** on a "moo-cow heifer" --- i.e., farmer's daughter.

Da smell of hay and farm-animals in a barn makes me horny, so I always look for a little dairyère whenever a sweet freckle-faced young thing in braided pigtails and overalls stops in to perform her daily chores --- if she's come to milk da cows, I ask if she'll let me "milk her", also.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

explanetory

Something dat supplies clarifying details regarding da Sun's satellite-spheres.

Da infamous, "Are there gaseous clouds around Uranus?" question needs no explanetory words if you just think about it for a moment. :P

by QuacksO June 24, 2023

Crusoefy

To majorly lampoon someone who claims to have experienced a long-term fight-for-survival experience.

Ethan Couch claimed to have suffered long-term "affluenza", but all dat his listeners did was to publicly Crusoefy him, since said affliction does not truly cause one any pain, distress, deprivation, etc.

by QuacksO June 25, 2023