Definitions by QuacksO
equine embrace
A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.
Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.
equine embrace by QuacksO November 21, 2018
LieDAR
A cutting-edge-technology terrain-surveying system that measures how many pathological liars exists in a given area. Since the target-blips all look the same on the machine's display-screen and therefore cannot be differentiated from one another, however, this system is actually quite ineffective at determining specifically which people to watch out for as being truly dangerous, especially as you travel into areas with higher populations of sport-fishermen, lawyers, politicians, used-car salesman, Bible-thumpers, etc.
If an evenly-distributed few of the vast crowds who were watching the Emperor's procession had employed hand-held LieDAR systems just as soon as The Emperor had started parading down the main street while "wearing his new clothes", these reliable-technology-aided individuals could have seen for sure that everyone else was actually just fibbing about being able to see the foolish Monarch's magnificent panoply, plus, of course, they's also know for certain that their own eyes were not, in fact, playing tricks on them, either. These "vindicated skeptics" could therefore have just loudly reassured everyone else in the surrounding multitudes that their being able to see nothing but a naked fat guy ambling down the main street looking like a total jackass was in reality **totally normal**... in other words, the Emperor really and truly WAS galumphing along the avenue "sans stitches", and so everyone could then have hastily stopped all the pompous foolishness --- and possibly also caught those two scheming shifty-eyed "dream-weavers" ('cuz dreams were, in fact, da only thing dat these two swindlers truly knew how to weave) before they got too far away --- and done so long before the Innocent Little Boy finally "broke the spell" with his "shockingly-impertinent tongue" when he casually blurted out to everyone around him about the Emperor's being in his birthday-suit.
spliced fart
A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".
There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.
spliced fart by QuacksO November 21, 2018
tonguesten
I suppose I can respect people's not wanting to use da "old technology" current-sucking metal-filament lamps in favor of da newer fluorescent and LED bulbs, but you just can't beat tonguesten for emitting that bewitchingly-seductive radiance that always drives me absolutely wild with cravings!
tonguesten by QuacksO November 20, 2018
spinach
A disgusting slimy-soggy acridly-bitter green produced by cruel-hearted farmers who smirkingly collude with equally-sadistic parents in an effort to torture our nation's youth. Same goes for broccoli, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, fiddleheads, beet leaves/stalks, and any other horridly-unappealing chlorophyll-rich garden-crap that causes otherwise-normal youngsters who are unfortunate enough to be presented with said revolting unpalatables to prematurely contemplate suicide.
There are so many alternative foods and dietary-products --- especially with modern-day knowledge/technology --- that children could be fed instead of spinach and other horrendously-yucky leafy-greens! And in any case, of course, contrary to what kiddie-health-obsessed parents try to convince their tearful little ones, it has NOT ever actually been indisputably proven that these disgusting comestibles truly "add color to your cheeks" (Who wants green cheeks?!) or otherwise create a significant improvement in every growing child's development, especially if --- again --- said youngster eats an otherwise healthful diet which avoids “junk food” and includes also-nutritious-and-much-more-palatable veggies like lettuce, peas, beans, carrots, corn, etc.. Plus his being forced to choke down such fear-of-mealtimes-producing distastefuls can also have a seriously-negative --- and completely opposite from the desired --- effect, as well... just like da proverbial child who “was drugged as a child --- my parents ‘drug’ me to church", the agonized youth may in fact NOT “learn to like it”, but will instead become so agonizingly sickened and “turned off” from "healthy eats" that he will secretly decide to totally shun any and all consumption of green vegetables just as soon as he is no longer under someone's authority, and so he therefore may eventually become a complete "meat 'n' potatoes man" with clogged arteries and a "built-in writing-desk", if ya know what I mean!
nightmayor
Possum Lake's perpetually-re-elected "top dog", Wally "Kickback" Kibler, originally got his job only through the shady political finagling of his also-an-elected-county-official wife, is suspected of rigging the town's voting-machines, is stingy with the public funds, gives and receives bribes from the town's socially-prominent, and takes more bleepin' vacations than George Bush --- what a nightmayor!
nightmayor by QuacksO November 20, 2018
purseverance
Refers to an unwillingness to give up on your efforts to mooch off of someone (in other words, to get him to "open his purse" for you).
Sometimes the term "purseverance" can have a somewhat opposite meaning, as well --- it can also refer to the ongoing efforts that an overly-trusting person who actually HAS "opened his purse" to a neighborhood moocher feels compelled to maintain in an attempt to get said deadbeat to pay him back as he'd promised he would.
purseverance by QuacksO November 20, 2018