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nightmayor 

A citizen's grimly-humorous term for a local "head-honcho from Hell".
Possum Lake's perpetually-re-elected "top dog", Wally "Kickback" Kibler, originally got his job only through the shady political finagling of his also-an-elected-county-official wife, is suspected of rigging the town's voting-machines, is stingy with the public funds, gives and receives bribes from the town's socially-prominent, and takes more bleepin' vacations than George Bush --- what a nightmayor!
nightmayor by QuacksO November 20, 2018
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nightmaker 

someone who is soo funny to go out and get drunk with,
and who does really stupid shit that is so eventful and funny.

All this coupled with a great sense of how to get kicked out of night-clubs and sleep in hedges...and still maintains their grasp of the night's hilarity.. this is a true master.

Mostly come under the guise of the alias name, "Jack Clark".
yo man you comin out tonight?

nuh i dont think so bro, ima stay in and do my school-work.

Dude, the nightmaker is comin out tonight!

Whoa, why didnt you say that before! Aiight fuck that shit mayn, if the nightmaker is comin out, then thats what I'm about!

nightmorning 

When one wakes too early in the morning, in which it is still dark outside.
Gabriel woke up at 4:00 A.M. Therefore he was late, because he still thought it was nighttime. This is when nightmorning can confuse someone while they are sleeping.
nightmorning by Menbugme June 11, 2009

Nightmahr 

A minor inconvenience or mini crisis for a posh person. Usually added to the end of a complaint, to draw attention or particular emphasis to their plight
"Oh gosh, daddy has cut my allowance to just £2000 per week, complete nightmahr."

Posh girl one: There was barely any avocado in my salad
Posh girl two: Nightmahr
Nightmahr by Fuscalicious May 9, 2011

nightmarriage 

1. A "nightmare" of a marriage - a marriage that only creates a living hell for one or both members.

2. A hastily planned marriage; one that practically happened overnight. Usually leads to definition 1 anyway.
1. Liz's husband turned into such a douche after they got married... now she's totally stuck in a nightmarriage.

2. Bill and Wendy got married before they even knew eachother. It's a total nightmarriage. I don't think it'll last.
nightmarriage by Peter W.N. August 8, 2009

NightmareRH 

NightmareRH is the username of an insanely awesome and sexy player of the game RuneScape by Jagex. He became famous around 2007/2008 for making gameplay videos of RuneScape, and since has made other YouTube channels most famously his Vlogging channel. He is thought to be the most famous RuneScape YouTuber to date.
WOW, i wish I was just like NightmareRH
NightmareRH by Hexcruncher August 14, 2011

Nightmarrhea 

The ghost stories were fun until I had to hose the nightmarrhea out of the tent.
Nightmarrhea by the sl00t March 31, 2019