QuacksO's definitions

seekquence

Da timeline of searching.

Knowing all da places where you've looked for something requires either a good memory or a carefully-kept record of da seekquence of your quest.

by QuacksO October 30, 2022

jiggleo

A lower-income dude who shakes his booty to attract more-affluent ladies to mooch off of.

If a rich-gal-seeking guy has really flabby butt-cheeks dat sag a lot, maybe he should be called a "jiggleow", since said posterior hangs down do far.

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

crewed oil

"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.

Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".

by QuacksO December 20, 2022

Squallgreens

Da large chain of pharmacy stores dat offers products and services to assist harried parents wif their noisy bratty offspring.

I wonder if Ethan Couch's parents needed to frequent Squallgreens during said miscreant's formative years?

by QuacksO May 30, 2020

ledgendary

What da infamously-troublesome bedrock barriers are in Maine.

Having costly/frustrating problems wif nigh-impenetrable granite is ledgendary when trying to drill wells or create foundations in da Pine Tree State.

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

kryptonite

A special formula of various metals used to powder-coat the tungsten filaments of super-bright incandescent bulbs; when the substance gets super-hot, it releases krypton gas inside the bulb, causing the filament to safely burn brighter and last longer.

I love da super-bright "upgrade" bulbs with kryptonite-coated filaments that are offered for some flashlights, but the problem with these "specialty" bulbs is that they both "cost all outdoors" and draw a lot more juice than just regular plain-tungsten bulbs do.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

boardom

What you feel when using your mundane ol' wheeled Powell Peralta after seeing da hovering Mattel models on "Back to the Future, Part 2".

In "The Secrets of the Back to the Future Trilogy (1991)", Kirk Cameron is regretful to not be able to cure fan-mail-writer Grady Cooper's boardom from his not being able to find a hoverboard at da sporting-goods store --- as Kirk smilingly explains, "Director Robert Zemeckis was only joking about hoverboards' being real."

by QuacksO June 4, 2020