reesently

Something to do with an orange-wrappered chocolate bar or cup that occurred not too long ago.
If you have trouble sleeping 'cuz you feel artificially "revved up", consider if you reesently ate any cacao-bean-based candy; which would contain a number of "wide-awake" stimulants.
by QuacksO January 11, 2022
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hypothetical generosity

The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
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axeplanation

One or more reasons for either chopping something or issuing a pink slip.
In da classic children's book, Lassie Come Home", da Duke of Rudling snortingly gives da Carraclough family an "axeplanation" of why he "had to sack" his animal-handler Hynes: "He was an utter nincompoop! Didn't know a dog from a ring-tailed filly!"
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
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afterglow

Da "luminescent cheeks" look dat you get when you find out dat you've been publicly "busted" after "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with someone.
Willie and Monica majorly got an afterglow when da drop of "Presidue" was discovered on Monica's dress.
by QuacksO February 16, 2022
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Bilboberry

The Hobbits' favorite medicinal berry.
Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
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midigation

Da lessening of da "sting" of something unpleasant through da use of computer-generated music.
Maybe if da infamous teen-aged repeat offender who was sentenced to suffering through hearing his mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke ("because jail is too good for you, and has previously been ineffective in curtailing your irresponsible behavior") had instead merely been compelled to listen to said patriotic song's melody on a laptop, said less-painful penalty might have been somewhat of a midigation of da distress dat said juvenile delinquent would have otherwise felt at having been caught and sentenced yet again.
by QuacksO August 23, 2022
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sinthetic

(adj.) Denotes the shocking and morally-repugnant status that a "back to the land" or "only of Mother Earth" hippie views anything that's not totally natural and organic.
Health-food hippie: Awhh... bean sprouts, Man...!
Junk-food junkie: Duhhh... potato chips, Man!
Health-food hippie: Well, that's okay, too, Man, so long as there's nothing sinthetic used to grow or fry up the potatoes.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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