dyeabettic

A chronic helper/enabler of criminal activity involving pigment-based substances, items utilizing coloring-agents, etc.; said mean-spirited and destructively-manipulative behavior waxes and wanes depending on how stable said individual's insolin levels are at a given time, and/or whether the person has access to sweets.
Zonker Harris's Uncle Duke got busted for shoplifting at Macy's Menswear; perhaps if he'd had a dyeabettic conspirator accompanying him at the time, he might have gotten away with the stolen colored-fabric goods unseen.
by QuacksO July 20, 2021
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rejewvination clinic

Where you go to have your Hebrew beliefs and philosophies freshened up and more-solidly established in your mind, after the decades of unavoidably associating with Gentiles has worn and numbed said basic values.
Doc Brown told Marty that he'd gone to a rejewvination clinic, but I am at a bit of a loss as to why he would feel any need to do that, since there was never any mention of his having Semitic/Hasidic ancestry or traditions.
by QuacksO January 03, 2024
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technickel difficulties

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.
Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.
by QuacksO July 30, 2024
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fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.
Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.
by QuacksO April 18, 2021
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immodusty

Flaunting of da fact dat you haven't vacuumed in a while.
There may indeed not be any laws against immodusty, but do you really think dat other folks would actually wanna see dat you aren't exactly da best housekeeper???
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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pressedent

Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.
They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.
by QuacksO March 30, 2020
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sirtification

Paperwork and/or other documentation that establishes and/or proves your male gender.
Sirtification is often fairly easy to give, since most any guy's "identifying junk" gets much bigger when he is excited, and so all you hafta do would be to bring a cute naked lady into his general vicinity to easily determine whether he's really a dude or not. "Ma'ammification", on the other hand, can be considerably tougher to reliably obtain, since a gal's boobs do not become noticeably larger when she is sexually aroused, and so a fairly "flat-chested" female might not look all that "womanly" distinctive, especially since many guys also possess very noticeable "man boobs" due to hormonal mess-ups, and so the two sets of organs may not really look all that different from each other.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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