QuacksO's definitions

procrasstinate

To either put off acting primitive, or neglect your obligatory diligence due to indulging in your less-refined tendencies.

I wanted to really ham it up in front of my similarly-crude-minded buddies, but a dignified lady happened by to chat, so I procrasstinated till she'd left so an not to offend her.

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

bulk-buying buffoon

Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.

A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

affillyation

To be socially connected with a young mare.

Buford Tannem seemed to really relish dancing with Clara Clayton, but --- due to his being such a hostile jerk and his disparagingly referring to her as a juvenile female horse --- said pretty schoolteacher did not find said affillyation to be overly enjoyable herself.

by QuacksO April 7, 2021

interlewd

A "between major events" time-period when off-color subject-matter either takes place or is discussed.

Slick Willie's presidency was a notorious interlewd between Father and Son Bush's terms.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

of modest morals

A "soft" way of saying dat da referred-to individual is a crooked a**h**e who doesn't give a you-know-what about honestly or integrity, or about how his shamelessly-self-serving actions might harm fellow humans or da environment/economy in general.

Examples of public figures who turned out to be "of modest morals" would be "Tricky Dicky" with Watergate, and Kellyanne Conway with her infamous "alternative facts" claim.

by QuacksO March 8, 2023

from "I do" to "Adieu"

The typical course run by more than 50% of marriages.

Marriage counsellor: I always advise my "starry-eyed lovebirds" clients to "look at the whole picture" --- i.e., consider the entire scope and details of marriage --- before deciding whether they would truly be a good match for each other... I'd sure hate to see their fairly-tale romance merely proceed from "I do" to "Adieu" like so many of marriages do these days.

by QuacksO August 26, 2018

bullyache

To whine in an aggressively-manipulative manner to try to pressure others to do your bidding.

The local rioffraff can bullyache to me all they want about needing emergency cash for some family-crisis --- I am NOT shelling out my hard-earned money just so that they can get their drugs or go on shopping-sprees!

by QuacksO March 8, 2019