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period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".
While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
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FBFWB

Sociable folks whom you met on "da big blue F", and are now occasionally intimate with.
Acquiring FBFWB may indeed be pleasant and fulfilling, but since Facebook contacts are often scattered over a broad area, it may run up your monthly gasoline-bull, since you may frequently need to travel long distances to hang with them all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
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Irany

An acridly-humorous fact pertaining to a crude-oil-rich country in the Middle-East.
An obvious Irany about the 1979-1981 Tehran hostage-crisis is that after a lot of threats and at least one use of military force to try to rescue the hostages instead of "negotiating with terrorists", said crisis was eventually resolved after (horrors!) **talking about it** with said captors, and forming the Algiers Accords which resulted in said hostages' being peaceably released. Makes you wonder why the U.S. government didn't try this logical method in the first place, eh???
by QuacksO January 25, 2020
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Reesency

Da period of time in da past dat you partook of an orange-wrapper-encased chocolate bar or round/rectangular piece of soft brown candy dat was also wrapped in said orange plastic.
Little kiddos often do not have such good memory as adults, so it might not be possible for them to accurately estimate da Reesency of when they last ate a chocolate bar.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
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Bobdio

Da left-hand-speaker wireless-receiver dat you'd use in conjunction wif da "Raydio" --- i.e., da right-hand-speaker receiver --- to give yourself a "totally-immersive" experience of listening to digitally-remastered reruns of da famous comedy-duo.
Mr Elliot and Mr. Goulding taped their shows just in mono, and so you probably would not actually be adding any "spacial ambiance" by listening wif both a "Bobdio" and a "Raydio". But if listening to said delightful hijinks wif two audio-receiver sets is your thing, knock yerself out --- I'm "juss sayin'".
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
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bacon

Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.
Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 30, 2011
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