jurisdictionary

A guidebook detailing different types/levels of authority, geographical areas, etc.
Consulting da local jurisdictionary dat covers an unfamiliar area can be very helpful in finding da "do as da Romans do" info about dat particular locale, as well as determining whom to ask if you need assistance.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022
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synonihm

A creatively-alternative word-choice for more-diplomatically opining dat someone needs to check himself into da loony bin.
Seinfeld and his buddies spent an entire half-hour show merely trying to avoid determining whether Lloyd Braun is still crazy, when they could just have used a synonihm or two and thus probably saved Lloyd's feelings.
by QuacksO March 22, 2024
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LeWomans

Da pink 'n' feminine version of da classic Pontiac muscle car.
GM tried marketing da LeWomans as a "delicate and dainty" counterpart to da brawny-and-masculine Chevelle-shaped thunder-maker; unfortunately, however, like da "Lady Lionel" model train sets of da late '50's, da girls hated said "built just for da skirt-wearers" models, and so da entire engineering gamble was a huge financial flop.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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abombination

What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.
After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
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S,U,V

The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".
If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
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shoopervisor

Somebody who monitors da goings-on between/among teenagers to make sure dat no you-know-what occurs.
We're all "only human", and so oftentimes a shoopervisor can be quite-easily bribed to "look da other way" --- figuratively and/or literally --- if da hot young lovers simply "offer him a piece", too... i.e., either da copulation-craving companions promise to let him "have a turn" wif da opposite-gender member(s) of da group dat he's supposed to be watching, or they allow him to actually "join in da fun" --- i.e., be granted some wild threesome action.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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dincentive

A motivational reason to make a noisy ruckus.
Knowing da Harold Green was gonna be overseeing Possum Lake's public-relations department did not overly excite da Possum Lodge members or cause them to react with much enthusiasm --- that is, not until they learned dat he would be making a $60,000 annual salary, whereupon they all suddenly felt a massive dincentive to boisterously give him a standing ovation.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
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