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peeriodical

A regularly-published magazine or newsletter that "squintingly" poses "probing" questions and otherwise "looks extra hard" at current events pertaining to the paper's main subject-matter.
During her "rise to fame" years, Brittany Spears sometimes had to sequester herself inside the high-walled perimeters of her parents' summer-house property in order to avoid reporters from various peeriodicals who wanted to gather the latest "juicy" details on her everyday life.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
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barracuba

A large tropical fish whose long-bodied snake-like appearance and fierce aggressive nature greatly resembles "The Great Fidel's" strife-torn island-country.
Given the choice, I wonder if "Da Big F" would have enjoyed fillet-of-barracuba for dinner, and driven a Plymouth Barracuba?
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Whyoming

A state where (1) everyone INSIDE the state wants to know the reason for everything, and (2) everyone OUTSUDE the state wants to know the reason that everyone INSIDE the state wants to live there, since it's so windswept, desolate, and boring.
You wanna take an American-southwest vacation? Whyoming, of all places??
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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peedeeatrician

A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.
A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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barbituary

A death-notice of someone who OD'd.
It's a good idea to stay off drugs if you don't want your name to end up in da barbituary column!
by QuacksO March 7, 2023
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highpothetical

A "suppose this is da case" example regarding someone's having "banged da bong" or "hit da hookah" beforehand.
Ethan Couch admitted having used a number of different drugs in da past, so one could highpothetically ponder whether he might have been affected by something in addition to alcohol during his infamous vehicle-crash.
by QuacksO April 23, 2022
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beerrigation

Refers to da voluminous "watering" dat occurs when several big dudes drink copious quantities of Buds and Coors and then majorly "drain their radiators" on da ground afterwards.
In da famous song "Second Week Of Deer Camp" by "Da Yoopers", they speak of da guys having created "a ring of yellow snow" all around da hunting camp due to their frequent intervals of beerrigation throughout their days of indolent debauchery --- "We drink, play cards, and shoot da bull, but never shoot no deer".
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
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