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If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
Get the volume discountmug. Or it could be spelled, "whyneot". Describes da nasally-discontented reason-for-denial request dat a petulant individual sulkily voices whenever he's told no.
If ya make a policy of never feeding yer toddler any mood-SOURing SWEETs to begin with, he "may not" ever feel da urge to vocalize a "whineot" regarding da fact dat he "may not" have any candy, since he likely "would not" have even requested said cloyingly-sugary tooth-rotting confectionery in da first place!!!
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
Get the whineotmug. The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the Joseph Hazelnutmug. After listening to a really lovely and "sensitively performed" piece of music played on a harp, I'd naturally assumed dat it had been performed by a thoughtful-faced slight-figured lady with small slender hands --- what a sirprise it was to learn dat said sweetly-serene artistic work had in fact been delicately strummed out by a towering hulk of a dude with huge gorilla-paws!
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
Get the sirprisemug. That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Get the key to happinessmug. As a teenager and in Original Timeline 1985, Biff Tannen was always hurling wimplications at George McFly; in reality, da arrogant Biff was just as big a coward as George, but he used bullying tactics to cover up his own feelings of insecurity.
by QuacksO November 3, 2022
Get the wimplicationsmug. As gorgeous and likeable as Giselle Knowles-Carter is, a lot of guys would have loved to be her "fiyoncé"!
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
Get the fiyoncémug.