peediatrician

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.
Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018
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trainsvestite

A human whose uncommon physical/hormonal attributes causes him to prefer the company of railroad employees, and to enjoy wearing their cool-looking sleeveless uniforms (i.e., "vests").
Many trainsvestites wear the traditional gray/white pinstriped engineer/conductor uniforms as part of their everyday outfits; they may also like to don the work-uniforms of their significant other while they’re spending time with said person in order to feel closer to him, just as some “ordinary” romantically-involved people like to wear one or more articles of their partner’s clothing --- like a sweater or pair of jeans --- to show their warmly-affectionate feelings for the garments’ owner.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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quackgrass

"Wacky tobacky" dat is prescribed by a snake-oil doctor.
If you ask a phony physician why he is recommending dat you try QUACKgrass for your ailments, he will likely just "duck" da question.
by QuacksO June 11, 2020
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byelaws

Rules dat pertain to how humans bid fare-thee-well to each other.
I caught some serious flak for quietly leaving da employee Christmas-party a half-hour early, even though nobody had seemed to really care whether I'd stayed or not --- who knew dat da byelaws were dat strict 'n' stringent??
by QuacksO December 18, 2022
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Canadidate

A member of our "friends to the north" who is running for office.
I live in the USA, so I guess it would be illegal for me to vote for any of the Canadidates this year.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
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WikiLeeks

Da notorious "public domain" website dat gives everyone onion-breath who interacts with it.
Just because someone reeks of scallions does not necessarily indicate dat he's been dabbling around wif WikiLeeks; he may merely have had chives in his noonday salad.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020
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buyological relative

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.
Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.
by QuacksO November 15, 2020
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