quackupuncture

What stick-in-da-mud-biased "conventional drugs-and-surgery medicine is always da way to go" folks think dat traditional Chinese medicine is.
If Daffy Duck had tried using quackupuncture to treat his minor "multiple pin-pricks" injury caused by Elmer Fudd's "duckshot", both he and said hapless milquetoast "spoowuhtsman" might have come out feeling a lot less "needled".
by QuacksO February 08, 2023
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behemouth

Am exceptionally large-statured human who either talks or eats a lot.
Many parents disgustedly/resentfully complain dat da their offspring's deadbeat lovers are nothing but indolent behemouths who merely bore everyone around them with their constant noisy rants and are absolute vacuums at da dinner-table.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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cowhopperate

Refers to a group-effort among more than one person to either tell/confirm an exaggerated tale, or create a jumbo-size burger at da "king" of fast-food joints.
I am best friends wif two of da apron-clad dudes behind da counter at da local "red, white, blue, and yellow" diner, and so dey always cowhopperate to make me da greatest V.I.P. sandwich imaginable whenever I stop by for a meal!
by QuacksO May 27, 2022
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What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.
When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.
by QuacksO April 03, 2021
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seanery

Waves and spray, duh... not much else to see where there's nothin' but salt water from one horizon to da other! :P
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious "Hunting Of The Snark" poem, da "only knew how to navigate by tinkling his bell" captain was using a "map of da ocean" which contained nuthin' but "seanery" (i.e., just showing open water over da whole of da chart --- "Other maps are such SHAPES with their ISLANDS and CAPES!"); it's true dat da crew loved it because it was super-easy for their dim-witted brains to understand, but said "perfect and absolute blank" chart wasn't much good as far as being usable to actually plan a course for the ship to follow.
by QuacksO February 19, 2024
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arithmia

Heart-palpitations dat occur due to being presented with a math lesson.
Claiming to have an arithmia may indeed get you out of algebra class, but your teacher will likely insist dat you go to da hospital for a checkup, and said experience might be even more traumatic and exhausting than struggling through da assigned equations!
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
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spinal biffida

A painful back-ailment caused by having a neighborhood bully try to run --- or ruin --- your life.
If Marty McFly hadn't intervened during his father's teenage years, George might have suffered from spinal biffida later in life, since it appears dat da Tannen legacy of running roughshod over fellow "spineless" humans even lasted into said loudmouth's "golden years"; we saw how he treated Marty, Jr. (well, at least da dude who he THOUGHT was "Little Man") --- verbally abusing him, bonking him on da head with his cane, etc.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
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