Da hot-headed Queen Of Hearts was always in a major fituation, as was anyone else who was unlucky enough to be present, since they would likely be in danger of losing their heads over da slightest error or uncomplimentary remark.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.
by QuacksO December 09, 2020
A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.
Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
A strange tale of an inexplicable-minded dude who was hailed as a great hero, but was really just a self-aggrandizing womanizer who carelessly sacrificed the lives of his fellow warriors and couldn't keep his mouth shut when it could have saved him (think, bragging to the blinded cyclops after escaping, causing said monster to call Poseidon to wreak havoc and ruin on the party.
I really don't care much for the Oddyssey --- just a lot of violence and debauchery, if you ask me... I never could understand what people found appealing about it.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
I find dat I experience significantly less fatigue or discouragement during difficult/tedious tasks if a nice lady accompanies me for companionship and emotional support --- I guess dat her presence causes my body to produce extra endurephins throughout said disagreeable job.
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.
High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.
by QuacksO March 28, 2019
Corroborating proof dat is so obvious and irrefutable dat nobody of even severely-limited intelligence (policemen, judges, politicians, etc. often do not rise to this level of brain-capability) could fail to see it.
Even when presented with a mountain of evidunce, Tronald Dump and his fat-cat government cronies seem oblivious to it.
by QuacksO December 29, 2024