direhea 

A totally-horrendous bout of "loose stool" distress.

My insides tend to "react" very strongly to new foods or unusual combinations of ingredients, and so I try to only partake of these "potentially-problematic" comestibles when I'm just by myself at home instead of in a public setting or "out in the sticks", so that I can quickly/unobtrusively run to the bathroom --- and have easy access to appropriate "clean-up" facilities/resources --- in case of any bouts of direhea.

direhea by QuacksO February 19, 2019

direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.

"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."

direrhea by anonymouslyanonymously November 29, 2012

ass scalding diarehea 

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

ass scalding diarehea by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

dirthead 

Pronounced -- Dert'hed

A term which was commonly used to describe devout Nirvana listeners in the 1990's grunge era. A dirthead will, in most cases have long hair with the sides shaved, but there are different variations to this term, Skaters, Stoners, Goths and several other 90's cliques contain(ed) dirtheads, they are usually seen wearing D.A.R.E., Nirvana, or Metallica shirts.

I was a dirthead in Jr. High, I had to dress all prep and clean up once I got to High School and started workin.

dirthead by Dr4T7 February 17, 2006

dirkhead 

Someone wrong.

1.50 in a pound store

dirkhead

dirkhead by yurbwuilda October 18, 2008

dirthead 

A person, generally of the lower class.
Devout fans of Korn, ICP, Slipknot, Mudvayne, and Disturbed.
Fans of baggy jeans, sometimes, if they can afford a pair, they like to wear the pants with chains and zippers aplenty, they enjoy a pair of jean shorts with black socks that disappear into the bottoms of these jean shorts.

A dirthead will sit cross-legged in the dirt across from the school or at a party and piece a refry(or half cigarette) between their group of 5 or 6 smelly friends.

They will generally call this refry a cigarette, and will rarely have a whole one of their own.

Shane is the dirthead ambassador.

somebody dropped the remains of a cigarette on the ground, next to Shane's half drank beer. Shane goes to grab his beer and says, "dude! A cigarette!!!"

Has no idea where the cigarette came from and proceeds to smoke it.

dirthead by tabidabidoo September 13, 2009

Direrear 

When your #2s is dire and you can’t spell diarea - diarheo - dia… when you can spell direrear just fine.

Direrear is a better word than diarrhoea because it’s easier to spell, still sounds the same, and evokes exactly what is happening to you.

Direrear by Pineapple Hwy July 25, 2018