QuacksO's definitions

Pexpectations

Da lofty features/capabilities dat you envision from installing crimpable plastic tubing in your plumbing system.

Cross-linked polyethylene pipe is indeed superior in many ways to conventional copper or PVC water lines, but one should not have excessively-high Pexpectations --- said wonder-sleeving still needs be installed carefully and neatly, protected from freezing, etc.

by QuacksO December 11, 2022

Illinoisy

What Chicago is during rush hour, tournament week, etc.

When Windy-City-bound hot-rodders or motorcycle-groups arrive in town, it becomes really Illinoisy.

by QuacksO April 24, 2022

celibatory

Anything involving partying and/or cheering due to someone;s remaining a virgin till marriage.

As difficult as it is to "keep your drawers on", it seems dat anyone who's actually managed to do so for a significant period of time should be given celibatory praise once in a while.

by QuacksO August 22, 2022

putential

How good you are at shifting and placing objects.

A clumsy and/or ignorant individual often lacks PUTential in many fairly-simple endeavors like PUTTING STUFF AWAY or PUTTING THINGS IN ORDER, and so fellow humans may have a hard time PUTTING UP WITH HIM.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

ozstensibly

What you presumably can expect when you travel to da magical land "over da rainbow".

Now dat Dorothy Gale has gotten rid of da two wicked witches, you could ozstensibly gallivant from one corner of da territory to da other without fear of running afoul of less-than-sociable sorcerers. Depending on what areas you venture into, though, you still may need to watch out for da Jackdaws, Kalidahs, and Hammerheads, among other antagonists; you'll also wanna steer clear of da Fighting Trees. To be on da safe side, be sure to stop by da Emerald Palace for a printed travel-guide --- many of said royal castle's regular residents have had personal experience with many of these aforementioned undesirables, and so they have compiled said comprehensive booklet to let visitors know da "where and what" regarding said hazardous entities.

by QuacksO April 12, 2024

rack-opinion steering

Refers to how a "typical red-blooded stud" directs or "pilots" his gaze and/or footsteps in the direction of certain attractive ladies at a beach or social-gathering, depending upon his perception of how shapely the "set of twins" are that each of said cuties happens to possess.

Whenever I go out on da town in da evening to meet da ladies, I always seem to end up sitting next to gals wif perky D-cup boobs --- guess I've got rack-opinion steering!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

exspearience

Familiarity with handling and throwing da javelin.

King David was fortunate dat Saul didn't have more warrior-exspearience, or one of his vicious assassination-attempts might have been successful.

by QuacksO October 30, 2020