Definitions by QuacksO
self-esteam
What Thomas and his coal-and-water-powered friends on the Island of Sodor each diligently strive to maintain in themselves, and to help improve in each other, as well.
Sir Topham Hat, Mr. Conductor, C-Junior, the station-masters and engineers and firemen and conductors, and the rest of the human-supervisors-and-operators team always give the engines praise where it's due, in an ongoing effort to keep their iron-horse friends' self-esteam up to snuff.
self-esteam by QuacksO July 4, 2019
Nemotional
The status of being all choked up and teary-eyed while/after watching Pixar's famous animated "fish story" movie from 2003.
The highest-grossing animated film of the early 2000's is indeed a very touching tale of love, loyalty, and family values, so I suppose that it might indeed be natural for some viewers to get a little Nemotional over it.
Nemotional by QuacksO July 4, 2019
Maudeify
To alter something; this term can refer to either changes made to please someone named "Maude", or the reviser herself is named Maude, and she is altering said object/composition to fit either her own needs or those of someone else for whom she is performing said adjustments.
sellibutt
Not to be confused with its similar-sounding-but-complete-180-degree-opposite-meaning word, this refers to the act of "peddling your a**" in the hopes of finding one or more willing :buyers".
As a young teenage boy, I was told by my local clergy that if I remained "celibate", I would be "chased" (by girls, I assumed). This never happened, of course --- quite the opposite, in fact --- I suffered extreme boredom and loneliness throughout my teenage years! Most of the local adolescents shunned me, and parents of cute girls never showed me any additional trust over other guys when deciding whether or not to allow me to date their daughters, and so I never got any "additional" dates as a result of my being so "pure and innocent". And all I ever got from the local "sellibutt" chicks was sniffy avoidance and eye-rolling ridicule for my "being such a prude" when I politely declined their repeated offers of sex. I coulda had so much fun all during that time if I'd merely said, "Yes, please --- thank you!" on those occasions.
vow of celibacy
A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.
Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".
vow of celibacy by QuacksO July 3, 2019
relaytionship
Refers to a type of romantic interaction whereby one of the lovebirds is merely trying to use said romance as a "bridge" or "stepping stone" to either gain access to someone else who's close to his romantic partner (i.e., he figures that he needs to "milk the cow to get to the calf"), or to favorably impress said partner on behalf of a buddy of his who is currently without a snuggle-bug, so that he can then "pass along" said lover to said buddy.
Spoiled-brat Nellie Olson smirkingly confided in Laura Ingalls that she actually didn't give a hoot about Cap Garland for himself; she was actually wanting to pursue Cap's best buddy Almanzo Wilder (whom Laura eventually ended up marrying herself, of course), and so she had befriended Cap merely to allow herself an excuse to get closer to Almanzo. Sounds like a classic relaytionship to me!
relaytionship by QuacksO July 2, 2019
precoshion
A "beforehand" safety-measure which involves following the "modern-day Golden Rule" (i.e., "Do unto others before they do unto you") of completely pounding everyone else around you into a shapeless pulp, so that these other humans can't "get you" first.
I asked the local constable why he carries a "cosh" (nightstick), and he said it was "as a precoshionary measure". Let's hope he does indeed only use it in a true emergency, eh???
precoshion by QuacksO June 30, 2019