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sellibutt 

Not to be confused with its similar-sounding-but-complete-180-degree-opposite-meaning word, this refers to the act of "peddling your a**" in the hopes of finding one or more willing :buyers".
As a young teenage boy, I was told by my local clergy that if I remained "celibate", I would be "chased" (by girls, I assumed). This never happened, of course --- quite the opposite, in fact --- I suffered extreme boredom and loneliness throughout my teenage years! Most of the local adolescents shunned me, and parents of cute girls never showed me any additional trust over other guys when deciding whether or not to allow me to date their daughters, and so I never got any "additional" dates as a result of my being so "pure and innocent". And all I ever got from the local "sellibutt" chicks was sniffy avoidance and eye-rolling ridicule for my "being such a prude" when I politely declined their repeated offers of sex. I coulda had so much fun all during that time if I'd merely said, "Yes, please --- thank you!" on those occasions.
sellibutt by QuacksO July 3, 2019

Smellybutton 

A particularly foul belly button odor typical of overweight and under showered people. It's a form of fromunda cheese.
"I stuck my finger in her smellybutton on accident and couldn't pick my nose for a month.
Smellybutton by MAXTAXIN March 20, 2017
Related Words
A variation of the word celibate used to describe someone who has difficulty making sales; someone who has taken a religious vow to never sell something, such as a certain stock because of its potential value, or abstaining from economic intercourse.
What's wrong with Jim? Why are his numbers so low?.. We think it's because he may be sellibate.
sellibate by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

smellybutton 

A bellybutton that smells. What the hell else would it mean?
Stuck my finger in my bellybutton this morning. That shit stinks. I've got a smellybutton, son.

Sexiibutt 

Juss something to boost they day yk even if they ugly 🤷🏽 ♂️
Hey sexiibutt
Sexiibutt by Baby Swaggaa March 17, 2018

sillybutt 

a really fucking stupid person, someone who lives in ohio who watches skibidi toilet all contenders to be called, sillybutt
sillybutt: i heard lexi moved to ohio shes such a sillybutt

lexi:shut the fuck up
sillybutt by lxlxlxlxlxi February 19, 2024

sillybutt 

a stupid fucking person, a dumbass person in ohio who watches skibidi toilet
sam: i heard lexi moved to ohio shes such a sillybutt

lexi: shut the fuck up
sillybutt by lxlxlxlxlxi February 19, 2024