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Definitions by QuacksO

angler-management issues 

Describes what a short-fused game-warden possesses when dealing with fishermen.
As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.

a dollar o'day 

Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.
What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..
a dollar o'day by QuacksO August 9, 2025

Toledon't 

Da northern-Ohio city where nobody is permitted to do much of anything.
Lazy people may love ToleDON'T, but I'm a totally frenetic and impatient go-getter, so everyone's lacklusterily lazin' around would drive me nuts; I'd prefer to live in ToleDO!
Toledon't by QuacksO August 8, 2025

disastor 

Refers to da total shambles dat da "America's wealthiest family" clan was embroiled in over da course of their "reign" during da past 200 years.
From da infamous John Jacob through several generations to come, said family's legacy was absolutely fraught with disastor!
disastor by QuacksO August 8, 2025

speshell 

How a mushy-hearted guy views a nice girl for whom he collects pretty beach-souvenirs.
Tiffany is really speshell to me --- not only does she love da cowries, whelks, and scallop-halves dat I gather for her, but she always both gives me a kiss whenever I bring her some and invites me to help her glue them on da wall of her living room in tasteful patterns.
speshell by QuacksO August 8, 2025

antiquwitty

What a savvy vintage-merchandise dealer/buyer has to be in order not to get scammed with fake modern-day reproductions of classic items.
Rene Belloq claimed to be "antiquwitty" in that he could sell a cheap $10 trinket for a huge profit if he merely "buried it in the sand for a thousand years". The hitch, however, was that he would not likely be around long enough after burying said object to reap his rewards.
antiquwitty by QuacksO August 8, 2025

trail of clothes 

Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.
Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.
trail of clothes by QuacksO August 8, 2025