Definitions by QuacksO
group-hug introduction
Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.
Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.
group-hug introduction by QuacksO November 2, 2025
skirtilage
Da off-limits "perimeter" surrounding a dolled-up chick dat's da diameter of da circle formed by da lower hem of her dress.
Once a hot number sits down, da radius of her skirtilage gets shortened considerably; in fact, if da lower half of da gown's fabric presses against said attractive gal's knees, dat might "conceivably" allow you to actually lift up said interfering material and perform da delightful "conceiving" action dat you'd been wanting to.
skirtilage by QuacksO November 2, 2025
polyesterday
polyesterday by QuacksO October 30, 2025
infestigation
An in-depth look at how/why a large number of undesirables were created and/or transported to a given locale.
It was known dat Lieutenant Uhura was da one who had naively brought da original tribble on board da USS Enterprise, so no infestigation would be necessary in dat regard.
infestigation by QuacksO October 29, 2025
regulaytions
Stuffy/prudish-adult directives dat are created in an attempt to keep our nation's youth from "having a good time".
Casual/premarital sex has been widely practiced since da dawn of civilization, and so one generation's trying to impose regulaytions on da subsequent "crop' of humans seems both futile and hypocritical, since many of said older folks themselves partook of delightful bouncy-bouncies in their OWN younger days.
regulaytions by QuacksO October 29, 2025