QuacksO's definitions

addvocate

Someone who supports providing/creating more of something.

Congress does indeed need more addvocates when it comes to funding for legitimate programs and organizations, but they sure-as-shootin' need some "subtractvocates", as well, for the outrageous wages --- and the ability to shamelessly vote themselves a raise anytime they feel like it --- for the congresspeople themselves.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

Carpirone

A less "intense" version of da "calm me down" medication, designed to relax regular private motorists instead of ones operating a huge multi-person-transport vehicle.

I only drive a small SUV, so why should my doctor prescribe BUSpirone when conceivably I should only need CARpirone?

by QuacksO July 28, 2025

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

elassticity

Da degree of stretchiness of a female human's muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.

Liberty Barros and Anna McNulty are known for their exceptional elassticity.

by QuacksO August 25, 2025

brewsletter

A periodical bulletin from da local beer-making plant.

Says here in da monthly brewsletter dat da employees are forbidden to drink on the job; otherwise they would hafta also publish a monthly "bruiseletter" of all da injuries from tipsy workers' drunkenly blunderin' into and fallin' over stuff while performing their daily tasks!

by QuacksO June 5, 2019

guirlancy

Da degree dat a female floats in water.

Since most females have a thicker fat-layer than males, their guirlancy is greater.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021