What da adorably-cheeky Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.
Kevin Brown, nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook (cheekily): Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
Junkyard Mook (cheekily): Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.
Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
by QuacksO November 05, 2018
A gourmet chef was famously asked by one of his admiring stewdents how he always created such "good food"; his oft-quoted reply was, "Start with GOOD INGREDIENTS."
by QuacksO April 08, 2022
Refers to when someone who has usually been "financially comfy" encounters an unexpected downturn in da ol' budget-department, and therefore is no longer able to "live da soft life" for da time being.
I suggested that my fairly-affluent neighbor consult my local "running on a shoestring" mechanic friend for lower-priced auto parts, but he somewhat-snortingly replied, "Well, yeah --- I could do that if I didn't mind dealing with a crook." Well, naturally, I felt kinda shocked and hurt, since the low-income junkyard-owner whom we were alluding to had always "used me good" --- he and his family were smilingly friendly, often gave my rides around town, and always let me use the office-phone in his repair-shop to make local calls in the days before my folks had a telephone of our own. But then just a few weeks later when I'd gone to make a phone call at the garage, I saw that this same somewhat-snooty neighbor had indeed stopped over there to see about a cobbled-together pickup truck that my friend was selling --- oooooohhhhh, did he ever look disgusted and humiliated to be even setting foot on this "lower-class" dude's property! I felt really glad that he apparently never observed me that time, so that he wouldn’t feel even MORE embarrassed that I knew that he had in fact eventually gone to try doing business with this guy, but at the same time I did feel a slight urge to gloatingly waltz out and sarcastically giggle to my neighbor, “So --- ya actually DID come to see this ‘crook’ after all, eh??? Kinda makes ya wanna think twice from now on about trash-talking other folks like that, eh? Ya never know when ya might ‘get poor’ and hafta go see them after all, eh??"
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
My philosofee is to "shop around" and "do your homework" when choosing what companies to do your business with, to reduce/eliminate needless expenditures.
by QuacksO March 28, 2022
Da flowering ground-cover dat gets planted in da area of bare earth near da door to a human dwelling where a walkway-platform had previously existed.
Maybe if Da Kingfish and Andy Brown had planted a cheery-colored bed of porchulacka in da empty spot where dey had cluelessly dismantled a perfectly-good wooden landing by mistake, do house's owners might not have been quite so seethingly incensed by said horrendous error.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
A group of people in a particular geographical area who engage in mass-ejaculation on a regular basis.
I invited a few friends over for a sex-party, and before you know it, everybody and his brother dropped by wanting to join in --- we had a bleepin' cummunity there in less than two hours!
by QuacksO March 25, 2019