QuacksO's definitions

Whiskonsin

Da state where dey make ribbed egg-stirrers and small hand-brooms.

Thank goodness for department stores --- if not for them, we'd all hafta travel clear to Whiskonsin for cooking-utensils, and all da way to Pencilvania just to stock up on writing-supplies!

by QuacksO October 12, 2020

hairoism

Amazing achievements regarding cranial fur.

Parent of young children: I was in total hysterics after my 6-year-old son tried out his barbering skills on his little sister; fortunately, however, the town barber was able to preform an act of total hairoism on said cranial-makeover disaster, and thus make Little Daughter's tresses look tolerably dignified till they grew out again and could then be re-styled back to normal.

by QuacksO September 28, 2022

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

leggacy

Genetically passed-down attractiveness --- or lack thereof --- of human legs.

That family has traditionally possessed fairly-decent-looking calves and ankles, but they also have to deal with shaving lots of body-hair every week --- guess that's leggacy for ya!

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

Robert McFairlane

One of da infamous "chief misbehavers" in da Iran-Contra Affair, his main sin in da torrid mess was spending excessive taxpayer-funds on fancy restored '50's-and-'60's-era Ford sport-sedans.

Judging by his disgraceful actions during Iran-Contra, it appears dat Robert McFairlane is addicted to cars, similar to Tim the Toolman; maybe they should BOTH check into da Henry Ford Clinic.

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

stereotype

A prejudicial idea from lunatic-fringe purists who believe that all recorded sound should be in mono and that all books should be in single-column format.

Stereotype can also refer to a form of keyboarding whereby two parallel columns of text are formed on each page of a larger--than-usual book, rather than just one cumbersome page-wide block that fatigues your neck from having to zip yer head back and forth to read the long lines.

by QuacksO December 9, 2017

earresistable

What Mork found da cute delicate dangling thingies on either side of Laverne's head.

I myself have a special desire to nibble and otherwise play with a chick's hearing-dishes, so I can fully understand why "our favorite Orkan" would find said soft warm velvety appendages "earresistable", as well.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025