Definitions by QuacksO
killogram
A unit of measure used to specify the weight of a set of ponderous barbells that would be total "muscle-murder" for ordinary body-builders; only someone like Arnold Schwarzenegger should try to lift that much.
cosmopulation
cosmopulation by QuacksO September 16, 2019
overpass
The disgusting (or highly-amusing, depending on your tastes in humor) act of farting while having missionary-style sex; it occurs when the person who's "on top" breaks wind and thus sends a "strong breeze" of gas whooshing out past the dampened thighs of the person on the bottom. Depending on how hot/chilly said "blast from the past" happens to be --- and on how temperature-sensitive the other person's upper-leg skin happens to be --- you may receive a howl of protest from said whizzpopper's "recipient", since many people hate the feel of "drafts" on their bare legs.
Depending on the condition/behavior of the lovers' digestive systems --- and whether they partook of baked beans and/or stewed cabbage shortly beforehand --- one or both of them may have "lots of traffic on the overpass" --- i.e., a frequent explanation of putrid methane while they're lustily "having at it" and thus vigorously flexing their entire groin-area anyway. Extra points if (1) you are able to skillfully "time your toots" so that they occur at precisely-regular intervals to coincide with your thrusting "rhythm", and/or (2) on occasions when both of you are passing gas while "getting it on", you practice standard "courtesy-merging on the freeway" --- i.e., you each "take turns" farting so that one of you (usually the guy, since it's easier for him to tense his abdominal muscles during his forward thrust) releases your "perfume" on each "inward" stroke, and the other person "lets fly" on the "outward" motion, so that your "collective" farts are "synchronized" and evenly spaced from each other, similar to two lines of cars alternately merging on adjacent highway-lanes like the opposing teeth of a zipper.
ill-gotten income
Profits acquired through making people sick, such as Big Biz's hooking them on tobacco/alcohol/drugs/gambling, or a doctor's using methods and/or treatments that he knows will probably just either make his patients feel even worse or give them maladies/injuries that they didn't even have before.
It's difficult enough to prove in court that someone knew beforehand that his products or services would harm his customers, but then if he is eventually found guilty and ordered to finance a settlement, it's even harder to get him to part with any of his ill-gotten income.
ill-gotten income by QuacksO September 15, 2019
achoired taste
Refers to whether you like hearing groups of people sing (or screechingly/croakingly/raspingly vocalize!).
achoired taste by QuacksO September 13, 2019
crocodial
A telemarketer or other phone-obsessed "reptile" who incessantly calls everyone in da phone book, either to feed them some hard-sell song-and-dance, or just to waste their time wif a lotta bu**s**t jibba-jabba.