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Whichita 

One of two large Kansas towns, but we aren't sure if it's one or the other.
I met two old hags with long black robes and pointed black broad-brimmed hats in Whichita yesterday; they looks so similar, though, that even after they told me their names, I still couldn't tell which witch was which.
Whichita by QuacksO September 15, 2019
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Wichita Saw 

An open hand reciprocating motion in a female oriface
Last night I gave that Staten Island cum dumpster a Wichita Saw and split her wide open.
Wichita Saw by The Saw Man August 14, 2015

wichita walk off 

To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.
what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!
wichita walk off by paul loots April 27, 2006

Wichita Nut Copter 

The act of tugging your ball-sack while rotating your cock clock-wise with the other hand.
Before I porked your sister, I warmed up by firing up the Wichita Nut Copter
Wichita Nut Copter by Fred Barbour January 8, 2010

Wichita wrist watch 

Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P
Wichita wrist watch by R3dPanda April 13, 2019

Wichita BLT 

A ménage of at least four people in which you create a sex sandwich involving a (B)i-sexual, a (L)esbian, and a (T)ranny
In order to show Elise my complete and utter virility, I had arranged a little Wichita BLT when she came over.
Wichita BLT by Jickety March 16, 2008

Wichita Falls 

A place in Texas, close to Oklahoma, rather overrun with airmen in training Sheppard AFB, shabby tattoo parlors and chain restaurants. Famed for the Hotter N Hell 100 and the man made brown water "falls", thats about all we have. Kindest people, most of them relatively unattractive, feels like home no matter where you're from.
While you're stationed in Wichita Falls, be sure to ride the HNH.
Wichita Falls by original namesake October 18, 2008
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