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Definitions by QuacksO

incomepetence 

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.
Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.
incomepetence by QuacksO November 12, 2019

blanket condemnation 

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
blanket condemnation by QuacksO November 12, 2019

words of whizdom 

Enlightened remarks and advice regarding the subject of urination.
I occasionally have difficult/embarrassing issues when I need to pee really bad, and so I always appreciate it when fellow cool dudes give me their words of whizdom (for example, to carry a blue shop-towel in my pocket instead of a regular white paper towel, since these more-robust-fiber towels doesn't rapidly disintegrate if they get wet, and so said sturdy material can more-reliably "see me through" if I hafta wipe myself when I'm not near a restroom) that can sometimes make said "calls on Line One" less traumatic or humiliating.
words of whizdom by QuacksO November 8, 2019

theresay 

A statement that the listener actually experiences the "original" speaker's having uttered, rather than its having been a statement that someone else is claiming to have heard the speaker verbalize.
The furry grouch in "Green Eggs and Ham" initially claims that he doesn't like the grass-colored culinary treats that Sam is proffering, and also implies that his revulsion is neither "heresay nor theresay", since he does not wish to have the platter of food placed in either of those two suggested locales.
theresay by QuacksO November 8, 2019

Jack Dragnet 

An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.
To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.
Jack Dragnet by QuacksO November 8, 2019

go all "family man" on me 

Snortingly-sarcastic term for a shyster's/villain's huffily acting like he's a conscientious peaceable virtuous caring-about-fellow-humans person who shouldn't be suspected or criticized, when of course in reality he's just a self-centered a**h**e who's totally undeserving of any praise or respect.
A prime example of someone's deciding to use this shameless tactic would be in "The Untouchables" with Kevin Costner --- when Elliot Ness angrily confronts Al Capone on the stairway and accuses him of murdering people and otherwise being a horrid crook, Capone indignantly lashes out right back at Ness for his "talking that way in front of Capone's son"... Ness's feelings would therefore be something like, Capone decided to go all "family man" on me --- how infuriatingly disgusting!

genderally speaking 

Under ordinary ordinary circumstances regarding masculine/feminine issues or topics.
Genderally speaking, women have always been discriminated against, even if social leaders deny it up and down and six ways from Sunday.
genderally speaking by QuacksO November 6, 2019