Dogs were da first domesticated animals (humans started having them as pets over 300 centuries ago), so there's a rich history for barkaeology to discover.
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
A loud to-do over whether and/or how much powdered sodium-chloride is added to someone's food, and/or whether da person chooses menu-items dat contain this tasty-but-unhealthy-in-excess seasoning.
Anytime you have one or more health-food hippies at a dinner-table along with a number of just-ye-typical-diet-consuming folks, there's always a decided risk of saltercations.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Da famous --- or infamous, depending on how much you know/believe about him --- 1492 sailor never even laid eyes on da North American coastline, so to say dat we have him to thank for our eventually forming settlements here is totally ludichris!
by QuacksO December 20, 2023
Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
The Ferris-wheel-type paper-holding device where cyborg-Officer Alex Murphy keeps his colleagues' business cards.
Officer Murphy is all for networking as much as anyone, but he regularly has to "weed" his Robodex of cards that he no longer wants in there, since many of his accumulated contacts turn out to be scum-bangs... lots of Dick Joneses out there who purport to be honorable caring dedicated members of the public or local government, but are actually just trying to line their own pockets, puff their cronies' political standing, alter election-votes, etc.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
Any of the loud offensive throat-sounds made by the respiratory and/or digestive system, such as belches, retches, wheezes, etc.
John went through a long litany of rough/distressed sounds from his throat and lungs, but I think it was just a lot of bronchial b.s. designed to change the subject so that he wouldn't hafta answer embarrassing/difficult questions.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 07, 2018