Definitions by QuacksO

trickologist 

A shady magician who moonlights as a hair-and-scalp specialist.

Many a trickologist falsely claims to know how to make your hair grow "like magic".

trickologist by QuacksO August 18, 2025

arthwriteis

What grade-school students claim they'll get if they're compelled to scribble out lengthy essays.

Now dat laptop computers are more commonplace in schools, there is less of a risk of arthwriteis.

arthwriteis by QuacksO August 18, 2025

missfortune 

A clueless bachelor's "bad luck" event of hooking up wif a gold-digging spinster.

Roger Callaway had da missfortune of not meeting da down-to-earth-and-truly-likeable Diane Barrows till after he'd gotten engaged to da selfish-'n'-spoiled Clarice Kenzington; fortunately, da two pint-sized look-alike girls referred to in da movie's title managed to save da day at da last minute.

missfortune by QuacksO August 18, 2025

two-pack Shakur 

A dual-CD album of greatest hits from da famous rap-music star.

I'm mostly into classical, easy-listening, and meditative music, so I think "Ell Passo" on high-speed non-musical babbling, whether it's just a single disc or two-pack Shakur offering.

two-pack Shakur by QuacksO August 18, 2025

antihisstamines 

What Indiana Jones should have taken when entering da serpent-filled Well Of Souls.

Bill Haast theorized dat all of da snake-venom he injected himself with may have been why he lived so long; does this mean dat his body created a lot of antihisstamines which helped him not be adversely affected by any of da snake-bites dat he occasionally received?

antihisstamines by QuacksO August 16, 2025

interfearons 

A special blend of "power proteins" dat cure virus-caused illnesses by scaring said micro-nasties to death.

They say dat startling a hiccupper can sometimes cure him, so maybe dat's another form of "interfearons". I often find, though, dat simply relaxing near a heat source (because, of course, being stressed and/or chilly may often be what had messed up your tummy's equilibrium in da first place) and taking a quick swallow of apple-cider vinegar to "frizzle yer gizzard" will painlessly shock your body into ceasing da throat-convulsing intervals.

interfearons by QuacksO August 16, 2025

upHOLSTERy 

Da plush lining on a fancy waistband-worn firearm-holder.

Hot chick: Da first time my new guy took me to see his house, he also showed me his collection of gleaming six-shooters and deluxe upHOLSTERy-lined pistol-packing sleeves, then fitted me with safety-goggles and earmuffs, and helped me to participate in an impromptu target-practice party with his buddies.

upHOLSTERy by QuacksO August 16, 2025