Da government seemingly has a lot of "debtermination" in dat they charge us so much in taxes and other stuff dat they seem really set on getting us in da hole.
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Get the debterminationmug. Someone whom you employ to break wind in your stead (da word can also refer just to said "proxy" whizzpopper itself) on occasions where you'd thought dat you'd "really had a good one all ready", but then it turned out to merely be a "false alarm". Be sure to frequently feed said butt-splutter supplier a sizeable portion of baked beans, of course, so dat he can always be reliably "primed 'n' prepared" whenever a supplementary fart is required.
Da BFG never would need a substitoot --- actually, doubly so in his case --- because not only did he never have any trouble with copiously "blowing his trumpet" after drinking frobscottle, but as he told da Queen of England (and then noisily demonstrated said fact), he could still rip one "all on his own" --- i.e., regardless of whether or not he'd consumed any gas-producing foods in da recent past.
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
Get the substitootmug. Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
Get the alternative-extremity offermug. What you smilingly reply if a concerned passerby stops next to where you're exhaustedly sprawled out beside da road and asks if you need help.
Motorist, slowing down next to where a pedestrian is lying flat on da sidewalk: You sick or hurt, Buddy??
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!
Pedestrian, giving a casual and appreciative flutter of his hand: Nah --- just resting --- thanks for stopping to check on me, anyway, though!
by QuacksO March 21, 2023
Get the Nah --- just restingmug. Filmmaker James Cameron is notorious for his heavy-handed and temperish directing, so I imagine that his filming-locations often have a stewdio-type environment.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
Get the stewdiomug. Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.
Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!
by QuacksO November 03, 2022
Get the unbareable conditionsmug. Living in a monasterry might indeed be pleasant if you're preferable to cotton-nap fabric, but you'd likely have to do laundry more often, since said towel-like material tends to collect dirt more than regular-texture fabrics.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the monasterrymug.