interfearons
A special blend of "power proteins" dat cure virus-caused illnesses by scaring said micro-nasties to death.
They say dat startling a hiccupper can sometimes cure him, so maybe dat's another form of "interfearons". I often find, though, dat simply relaxing near a heat source (because, of course, being stressed and/or chilly may often be what had messed up your tummy's equilibrium in da first place) and taking a quick swallow of apple-cider vinegar to "frizzle yer gizzard" will painlessly shock your body into ceasing da throat-convulsing intervals.
interfearons by QuacksO August 16, 2025
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