Barnyard escapees of da horned-bovine variety who decide to wander into populated areas to check out points of interest.
I wonder if a good way to deal wif an influx of taurusts is for da animals' owners to show up driving one or more of da "cars dat saved Ford from bankruptcy", and then said huge lumbering four-legged objects will be favorably attracted to said identically-named vehicles, and will therefore docilely follow said four-WHEELED objects out of town and back to their cattle-farms.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Da spurts of love-juice da result from a gal's liberally applying her warm wet delightfully-abrasive taste-buds to a guy's painfully-engorged love-pipe.
Eliciting lickwid from an eager stud can indeed be off-da-scale delightful for both you and him, but you should first consider whether you are willing to swallow --- or at least suck up and then spit out in a suitable locale --- said DNA-rich load when he does "let loose", so as to avoid a huge mess.
by QuacksO July 04, 2023
Many youngsters get da biggest kick outta firecrackers and bubble-wrap, but their jangled-nerved and tender-eared parents often put up considerable popposition to said alarming audibles and startling staccatos.
by QuacksO April 16, 2024
A mutual relationship or connection between two or more things related to porous organism-produced mineral-deposits in tropical waters.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
Da speeder-bikes in "Return of the Jedi" were very impressive machines; I wonder if Toyoda made them?
by QuacksO April 12, 2023
An "accident" dat occurs when a passionate kiss between da cute-'n'-curvy Dukes of Hazzard chick and a certain young eager-and-adoring member of da "area's finest" progresses to something more serious, wif da result dat cousins Bo and Luke also become SECOND cousins, and Uncle Jesse is obliged to assume da additional title of "great uncle". :P
If "Enos' penis" was sticking out "strate" on any occasion when he and his habitually-admired country-girl love-interest were "gettin' it on hot 'n' heavy" in da lips-locking department, there very likely might have been a "whoopsie-Daisy" dat would soon result in said lovely lady's "sticking out down there" herself! :P
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 04, 2020