Definitions by QuacksO
adjewdicate
In "Fiddler On The Roof", the citizens of Anatevka express their wish to keep the tsar "far away from us" because they know that his imperious and dictatorial mindset would make him unlikely to unbiasedly adjewdicate any problems or disputes that his government had with them; he would just run roughshod over them and make them bend to HIS will, not rule for the collective good.
adjewdicate by QuacksO February 1, 2020
rhettribution
Gone With The Wind is chock-full of sordid drama and intrigue; many of the tale's characters behave very selfishly and irresponsibly, and are appallingly vengeful whenever things don't go their way. So to lessen my own chances of encountering "rhettribution" from arrogant folks like this; I try my best to always behave myself and not offend anyone.
rhettribution by QuacksO February 1, 2020
injunktion
I tried getting an injunktion against Target Marketing, but da annoying slick-surfaced flyers keep clogging up my mailbox, anyway!
injunktion by QuacksO February 1, 2020
guydlines
What the Red Green Show's "Men Anonymous" meetings are intended to identify and spell out so that its cluelessly insensitive "I'm a man, but I can change, I guess" members can know how they should behave towards their fellow humans, and especially in regards to how they treat women.
Proper guydlines are all well and good, but just like the dilemma with self-help books (i.e., anyone of the type who is willing to read said books probably doesn't need to because most likely he is already totally conscientious and caring, and anyone who could benefit from said advice-tomes won't read them because he arrogantly claims that he doesn't have an attitude-problem in the first place ), they really wouldn't do much good as a whole --- most of the guys who would be willing to follow said rules are already gentle unassuming milquetoasts who would not likely have been overly macho anyway, and anyone who should go by these social customs will not train himself about them, anyway, because by his very nature, he would be someone who callously values his overbearing testosterone-steeped freedom over common courtesy.
P.P.C.
Stands for "pleasant physical contact", such as when one or more blinky-eyed cuties obligingly slap yer hand wif their own soft warm palms as you walk by them, or when an attention-seeking toddler smilingly raises his/her arms to you in a "please pick me up for snuggles" gesture, and so you cradle him on your lap and savoringly share a few moments of contented cooing closeness before said pint-size jumps back down and happily patters off to play again.
Playing "pinkie-tips" (i.e., lightly pressing da pad of your little finger against that of your friend on your way past him) can be a good alternative to a high-five on a hot day --- you and your friend still get to enjoy a little P.P.C. without getting too "close 'n' personal" when your hands are all damp 'n' disgusting.
letdown's syndrome
Not to be confused with the abnormalities in looks/faculties that can occur from being born too late in your mother's life, this term refers to an equally-unpleasant degradation of one's physical/mental health due to repeated "dashed hopes" incidents that you've encountered when needing to "answer Mother Nature's call on line 2" but no restroom was immediately available --- after having "held it" for a considerable time, you eventually see what you initially assume will be an opportunity to finally relieve yourself, and so you partially relax your painfully-fatigued internal muscles in preparation for said dump. But then at the last minute, you discover to your extreme dismay that said lavatory is in fact **not** available for you to use, either because there is already someone in there or it is out of order; you are now obliged to frantically "clinch yourself up tight" again and either wait even longer or rush off to look for another toilet. But of course it is now much harder to "hold it in" because you have unwittingly allowed your poop-load to partially "slide downwards", and so you may now encounter more difficulty in "keeping your grip on it" than if you'd waited to see for certain if you could indeed go potty before partially "letting go".
Another possible contributing factor to letdown's syndrome, of course, is if you sometimes "relax too far" when thinking that you're gonna have a chance to poop but then are not able to and therefore hafta "clamp up" again --- if you've inadvertently allowed your poop-log to "progress outwards" too far, you pose the risk of "pinching one off" when you hastily re-tighten your sphincter-muscles, and thus you may actually squeeze some of your unmentionables out in your feverish efforts to "re-establish your grip" on said yuckies. Further comments/explanation unnecessary.
letdown's syndrome by QuacksO February 1, 2020