routeen

There are exceptions, of course, but da general routeen is puberty, voice-breaking, acne, raging hormones, moodiness, and confusion. Not necessarily in that order! :P
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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routeen

A standard set of daily activities practiced by an adolescent.
As unstructured and undisciplined as the young folks of today are, I don't know if many of them even HAVE a bleepin' routeen! :P
by QuacksO September 27, 2019
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teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.
The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.
by QuacksO November 21, 2017
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pepidemic

Coffee and stimulant-imbued soft drinks are super-heavily consumed in da state of Missizippy, with everyone whizzing about in a frenzied cafffeine-buzz --- there is an absolute pepidemic there!
by QuacksO June 30, 2020
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Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
by QuacksO November 06, 2022
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no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.
Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"
by QuacksO December 17, 2019
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purrmission

The consent to allow "physical socializing" (petting, cuddling, etc.) that a cat gives you by emitting his classic "contented thunder" sound, letting you know that he's "in the mood for lovies".
Our new kitten is somewhat high-strung, so I always make sure to get purrmission before I pick him up.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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