QuacksO's definitions
The first type of light bulb that Thomas Edison came up with, i.e., the hundreds of experiments that failed. Although Edison didn't consider these unsuccessful attempts "failures"... when someone asked him why he kept trying to invent a light bulb when he had failed so many times, Edison calmly replied, "I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
It is indeed interesting to see Thomas Edison's finished light bulb, but I would be curious to see what some of his incantdescent-bulb creations looked like, as well.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the incantdescentmug. Not every hazard or danger is so serious and/or likely dat you'd hafta be all jumpy and nervous about it; many times you just need to be awary of it.
by QuacksO January 19, 2022
Get the awarymug. Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the trust fundsmug. A phony-baloney (i.e., non-GENuine) kneeling/curtsy gesture dat you give someone towards whom you are socially required to express respect, but whom you secretly "hate da guts of" because you know very well dat he is just a big puffed-up dink who doesn't really believe in what he's doing or make much effort to actually carry out the duties of whatever position he is assigned --- he's just "in it for da money" or merely enjoys da social prestige dat said position gives him.
I try to stay out of situations where I would be expected to bow or uncover my head for some bigwig, since I always try to be totally truthful in my word and deed, and so it super-bothers me to have to "fakeuflect" --- i.e., falsely act like I have reverence for someone whom I actually despise.
by QuacksO December 10, 2019
Get the fakeuflectmug. A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.
Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the equine embracemug. Refers to da "fourth base" action dat you perform wif your bed-partner in da middle of da night because one or both of you couldn't sleep for some reason.
Allowing your main squeeze to insominate you may indeed cause HIM to become sufficiently relaxed and "worn out" to fall asleep, but YOU may be kept awake YOURSELF afterwards from wondering if he either got you preggo or gave you an STD!
by QuacksO January 1, 2022
Get the insominatemug. Da opposite of aluminimum. Refers to da huge ingots of silver-shiny bauxite-based metal dat it starts out as after being produced at da refinery, this is da biggest "solitary" or "one-piece" portion of said lightweight-but-strong commodity dat you will usually find in common existence.
While aluminimum refers to da smallest amount of soda-can stock dat can be used in a certain "minuscule-material" application (i.e., super-fine wire, extremely-thin foil, etc.) and still be structurally-sound, alumaximum is da biggest "single serving" of said product --- i.e., an enormous solid "biscuit" --- dat is generally available to be used in industry; this is how it comes from da metal's "original" foundry, in fact, and then manufacturers cut/form it down into a number of smaller and thus-more-manageable portions so dat they can work with it.
by QuacksO August 16, 2019
Get the alumaximummug.