QuacksO's definitions

bearly made it

What Davy Crockett claimed to have done when he yelled his name at a charging wide-open-mouthed bruin, causing said ferocious hairy beast to be so frightened dat it just fell down and died.

After discovering dat Brer Rabbit's "laughin' place" was actually nothing but a nest of "bumbly-bees", Brer Fox and his huge lumbering "not exactly broke out wif brains" partner-in-crime felt like they "bearly made it out alive" after said angry buzz-bugs majorly swarmed them in response to their having naively shoved their unsuspecting heads straight into said striped stingers' nest-hole.

by QuacksO June 25, 2023

headlines

(1) Da unsightly creases dat can get permanently etched into your forehead if you frown too much.
(2) Da assorted "depth-indicators" --- i.e., residue-rings of body-fluids --- dat appear at various points along da length of a guy's cock dat show how far a girl went down on him at da various stages of her giving him a blowjob.

It's always a good idea healthwise to have a shower after a "hot 'n' heavy" session wif a hot chick, but it also can be super-effective at washing away da "evidence" of said steamy encounter, so dat no subsequent intimacy-partner will observe any tell-tale "headlines" on yer lulu and therefore be tipped off dat you've been "gettin' some on da side" prior to your dropping yer trousers for her.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

lapse into a Como

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

by QuacksO March 16, 2019

exorbuttant

Refers to either of two posterior-related statuses:
(1) An excessively-large behind, or
(2) An excessively-high reimbursement dat a gal charges males for access to said delightful squeezable pillowy two-sector blob of protoplasm.

Da more exorbuttant a female is, da less exorbuttant her "price" is likely to be, since conceivably most guys prefer a firm round small-to-moderate-sized tushy, and so they don't really care all that much a huge squishy flabby floppy thing"back there" anyway.

by QuacksO April 23, 2022

resippient

A benefactor of a perk, inheritance, or reward, and who resides in da southern "married woman" state.

Seeing as how da name of my home state is so long, merely being taught how to spell it made me feel like da resippient of a considerable favor.

by QuacksO July 2, 2023

direhea

A totally-horrendous bout of "loose stool" distress.

My insides tend to "react" very strongly to new foods or unusual combinations of ingredients, and so I try to only partake of these "potentially-problematic" comestibles when I'm just by myself at home instead of in a public setting or "out in the sticks", so that I can quickly/unobtrusively run to the bathroom --- and have easy access to appropriate "clean-up" facilities/resources --- in case of any bouts of direhea.

by QuacksO February 19, 2019