Three-piece-suit bu**s**t in which one or more "legal eagle" entities "make a federal case" regarding one or more of their smaller feathered-creature cousins' noisily winging about in small areas.
Snoopy may occasionally be irritated by Woodstock's "silly bird" antics, but he realizes dat said loopy actions are merely typical canary behavior, and so he would never resort of flitigation about it.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
Da whey and/or other "surrounding" supplementary substances dat form in da clabbering container when making dairy-solids concoctions.
After milk has thickened into soft cheese, it should be lifted up in a fine-meshed net bag to allow da curdleage to drain out.
by QuacksO June 05, 2023
I detest digging in da dirt, but I do really enjoy watching tractors and other cool field-processing machinery, so it's not actually 100% aggraculture to me.
by QuacksO January 11, 2024
I don't bother with ANY religion --- Catholicism or otherwise --- and so I don't worry too much about "Hell merries". I just try to conscientiously follow the Golden Rule, and leave it at that.
by QuacksO October 31, 2023
Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.
As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smile” whenever I feel horny.
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
A memorial service for some no-account a**h**e whom virtually nobody liked --- or even associated with any more than they could help it --- while he was alive, and so there are almost no folks who attend said service because they neither want to bother paying their respects nor would they likely be able to squeeze out any crocodile-tears on his behalf; if anything, they're probably secretly thinking, "Good riddance!", and are actually **glad** to hear that he's passed, since it means that he will no longer be bothering them.
Ebeneezer Scrooge's fewneral was predicted to have a very low turnout, especially if there were no refreshments offered afterwards --- as one of the gentlemen in a small group whom the Ghost Of Christmas Yet-To-Come showed Scrooge said, "I must be fed, if I make one."
by QuacksO February 12, 2019
A lowcation can indeed be a less nerve-wracking homestead-spot for someone wif acrophobia, but flooding tends to be more of a problem than if you'd built on a mountaintop.
by QuacksO February 09, 2022